Blue KJ Admin replied

632 weeks ago

OTHER NOTES




Here's some funny (but true) lines that form the core of the amazing universe called Kenjii's Mind. I'll add more as I come up with them.


11.1 Girls to Kenjii-ish (Here's how he translates your words.)

"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now!

"Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later!

"I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you stupid moron!

"How much do you love me?" = I did something today you are not going to like.

"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful.

"You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.

"Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!


11.2 Kenjii's Rules (Here's how HE works… and how pretty much all the guys I've met do.)

1) I am NOT a mind reader.

2) Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!

3) You have enough clothes.

4) You have too many shoes.

5) Darksday training. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

6) Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, I am never going to think of it that way.

7) Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say when I'm not busy doing something I care about. Sleep is included.

8 ) "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

9) Come to me with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what I do (sometimes). Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. If you have none, ask Zeti-Reti.

10) A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.

11) Anything I said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

12) If you won't dress like Mumor, don't expect me to act like a soap opera guy.

13) If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask me.

14) If something I said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then I meant the other one.

15) Crying is blackmail.

16) You can either ask me to do something or tell me how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

17) Gwynham Ironheart did NOT need directions and neither do I.

18) I see in only 16 colors, it's in my default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. I have no idea what mauve is.

19) If it itches, it will be scratched. I do that.

20) If I ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", I will act like nothing's wrong. I know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides I know you will bring it up again later.

21) If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

22) When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

23) Don't ask me what I'm thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as goldsmithing, the Alexander Fleet, or sushi.

24) I am in shape. Short IS a shape!

25) Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. I need it up, you need it down. You don't hear me complaining about you leaving it down.


11.3 Wanted for Interesting Roleplay
- Someone who knew his father.
- A sparring rival.
- A father-like figure.
- Someone who may train him intensely in the way of the Blue Mage (I'll leave some freedom on this one in terms of personality, but I'd rather it to be a male, possibly older than him).


last edited 632 weeks ago by Blue KJ
To be an interesting, intriguing, well-written character, there needs to be something to allow the audience to relate to them. That is what the problem is with who wants their character to be "perfect". Perfect characters will never be strong, and strong characters will never be perfect, because WE (those who read, who watch, who RP) are not perfect.

"What makes a strong character is how they deal with their flaws, their fears, their turmoils, their troubles that get in the way. That's what makes them relatable." – Doug Walker

Blue KJ Admin replied

632 weeks ago

Update: Kenjii's profile was remade and is undergoing a massive update and renovation. Please bear with me! I'll let you know when it's done.
To be an interesting, intriguing, well-written character, there needs to be something to allow the audience to relate to them. That is what the problem is with who wants their character to be "perfect". Perfect characters will never be strong, and strong characters will never be perfect, because WE (those who read, who watch, who RP) are not perfect.

"What makes a strong character is how they deal with their flaws, their fears, their turmoils, their troubles that get in the way. That's what makes them relatable." – Doug Walker

Blue KJ Admin replied

632 weeks ago

UPDATE: Renovation has finished. The History part is still incomplete, but that one will take forever. Enjoy all the new content!
To be an interesting, intriguing, well-written character, there needs to be something to allow the audience to relate to them. That is what the problem is with who wants their character to be "perfect". Perfect characters will never be strong, and strong characters will never be perfect, because WE (those who read, who watch, who RP) are not perfect.

"What makes a strong character is how they deal with their flaws, their fears, their turmoils, their troubles that get in the way. That's what makes them relatable." – Doug Walker

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