****************************************AND RESUMING!********************************************
Avina: Where were we?
Muriru: At the hand cut. ^^
Kirious: !!
Avina: Perfect! My favorite scene!
The evil greengrocer grabs the hand of the princess, saying…
Aaron: This apple must be paid! Out the gil or will you pay… in nature?
Kirious: ……….
Aaron: Hihihihihihihihihihihih!
"But at that very instant here comes Aladdin!"
Kenjii: You can kill her!
"Meanwhile the cannon…. SCREECH SCREECH…"
Kenjii: *gasps* … Fine!
"And so the gentle Aladdin took the princess's hand, knowing he had already fallen in love with her from the first glance."
Kenjii: NO!!! This is too much! There's no way I will approach that psycho!
*CLICK*
Kenjii: What's that noise?
Avina: The cannon loading. ^^ Didn't I tell you? It's all automatic!
Kenjii: ……………
Avina: Sigh… fine. 15 Minutes break!
"During those 15 minutes… a group gathers to plot quietly."
Burald: Then it's decided.
*Everybody nods*
Burald: Come on Mirror, call them now.
"And so the bard complies…"
Recorded voice: "Good day, this is the Defusing Bombs Association. If you are in a mine field, select 1. If you received a bomb mail, select 2. If you have a tank pointing at your head select 3. If you instead are threatened by two sociopaths with an automatic cannon that tracks your voice select 4!"
*Mirror selects 4*
Recorded Voice: "Very good! If you wish to tamper with the cannon select 1. If you instead wish the cannon to be taken away select 2."
*Mirror selects 1*
Recorded Voice: "Thank you! One of our experts will immediately teleport. See you again!"
Everyone: (Hope not…)
Expect: Hello! ^_^
Everyone: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Expert: All right! After your heart attack I'd say it's time to begin and tamper with the cannon! ^_^
"After several attempts…."
*CRICK CRACK*
Expert: Perfect! The cannon is now ineffective. That makes 5000000 Gil!
Everyone (Especially Kenjii): O___________O
Kenjii: I HAVE NO INTENTION TO PAY SUCH A CRAZY AMOUNT!
Expert: Then if you refuse to pay I'll be forced to leave with one of you to use as an hostage and blackmail you.
*Everybody push Zeti-Reti towards the Expert*
Zeti-Reti: Why are you so cruel… T_T
Expert: Hahahahahah! I'm kidding! It's all free! Well, with your permission, I'll teleport elsewhere. See you again!^^
Mirror: Good thing I found that number on the linkshell directory I have always with me.
Zeti-Reti: Yeah….
"And the 15 minutes went…"
Avina: All right, let's resume! We were at the fated scene between Aladdin and princess Jasmine!
"Aladdin took his loved one in his secret place, not knowing that she was the princess. Meanwhile, in the dark cove of the Shadow Lord…"
Shadow Lord: Wut?
Narrator: Erm, sorry…
"I mean… in the obscure cove of Jafar… (AKA the basement under the stage..)"
Draenen: I can't see anything in here!
Burald: Shut up and drudge!
Draenen: Oh my powerful master… WHEN THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO PAY THE ELECTRICITY BILL!?!?!?
Burald: When you will retire and I will no longer have a free electricity generator! And now get to work, I must absolutely find my pure diamond to enter the cave where the lamp is kept! Last time the Tiger's Mouth ate my only guinea pig!
––––––––––––––––––––––––––––FLASHBACK––––––––––––––––––––––––––
"At the Dawn of Times (AKA the beginning of this story) a random merchant would annoy the audience attempting to sell completely useless objects.. Not managing any success he placed down his turban for coins collection and started a performance that made him famous throughout the world."
ARABIAN NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTS
LIKE ARABIAN DAAAAAAAAAAAAYS
MORE OFTEN THAN NOT
ARE HOTTER THAN HOT
IN A LOT OF GOOD WAYS
ARABIAN NIIIIIIIIII-OUCH!
"The poor merchant had just received a powerful kick from Jafar in disguise…"
Burald: *with Blues Brothers sunglasses* Stupid peddlers, always in the way…
Draenen: In the way…
Burald: Don't be a parrot!
Draenen: Parrot…
Burald: If you don't stop it within five seconds I'll feed you to the guinea pig.
Aderyn: YUM!
Muriru: Him? He's the guinea pig?
Avina: He's the only background actor we have.
Draenen: O_O
Burald: Come on, let us waste no time! Hours and hours of walking under the burning desert sun await.
Draenen: But it's night..
Burald: Quiet! I didn't ask you…. Minus 30 points to Griffindor.
Potter: But Professor Burald, why!?
Draenen: -.- ….
Burald: Wrong line… I work in too many movies.
Potter: -_-
Aderyn: -__-
Dark Lord: AVADA KEDAVRA!!!
Burald, Potter, Draenen, Aderyn: YOU MISSED!
Merchant: AAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Dark Lord: D'oh!
Avina: ENOUGH ALREADY! THIS FLASHBACK MUST BE OVER SOON, SO GO BACK TO YOUR PLACES!!
"And so while Harry Potter and Voldemort went to argue somewhere else and Homer Simpson walks in to reclaim his copyrights and Voldemort kills him without any flinch, a troupe comes to remove the corpses from the stage."
Muriru: We have a corpse removal troupe?
Avina: Yes, I was expecting stuff like this.
Muriru: O_o …. Oh well. Desert, second! AAACTION!
"At last Jafar&Co. manage to find the entrance to the cave…"
Kaolla: Who dares to disturb my digestion?
Burald, Draenen, Aderyn: ?_?
Kaolla: So!? Say what you want, or must I wait all day!?
Burald: Oh might Tiger's Mouth. I've brought you my offer to enter the cave!
Aderyn: Huh? That wasn't the deal!
Burald: Quiet, you!
Kaolla: He doesn't look edible.
Burald: I beg to differ, Miss Mouth! With some potatoes as side dish he should be rather tasty!
Kaolla: Really? :Q___
Burald: Of course!
Aderyn: Don't listen to him, Mrs. Mouth! I haven't ate in days, I'm bone and ski– AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
"With his usual kick, Jafar throws the kid inside the Tiger's Mouth."
Kaolla: NOMNOMNOMNOM! URGH! BLEARGH! The kid was right… he was spoiled!
Aderyn: I told you!
Kaolla: If you want to enter you must find something better…
Burald: Like what?
Kaolla: Got any pamamas?
Burald: No.
Kaolla: Cookies?
Burald: No.
Kaolla: Spaghetti?
Burald: No.
Kaolla: Do you bring any food when you travel?
Burald: No.
Kaolla: Then come back another day with something special.. The purest diamond in the rough!
Burald: And what would that be?
Kaolla: A tasty and juicy hume raised with no GMO!
Burald: … I'll see what I can do.
––––––––––––––––––––––––END OF FLASHBACK––––––––––––––––––––––––-
"And so Iago would run on her Hamster-wheel to replenish with electricity Jafar's crystal ball."
Draenen: Ugh… wheeze… pant. Are you done yet?
Burald: Stop asking questions and keep running! There, I start to see something.. Iago, go fix the antenna!
Draenen: But master, I do not posses the power of obliquity! If I go to fix the antenna, the electricity flux will stop…
Burald: Iago… you worthless being!
Draenen: Thank you my master!
Burald: You're welcome. Potter! Since you survived, go fix my antenna!
Potter: Why me?
Burald: Because I'm big and you're small, because I'm smart and you're dumb, because I'm right and you're wrong!
Potter: Ah…
Burald: HURRY UP ALREADY!
"Five minutes later…."
Burald: A little more on the right…
Potter: Like this?
Burald: No. That is for CNN…
Potter: Then like this?
Burald: Perfect. Stay still… I can see something… It's a hume (Bah…) but there's quite a cute girl with him… no, wait.. the image cleared some more… URGH! The cute girl is a crossdressing guy!
Draenen: How indecent…
Burald: So that would be the purest diamond in the rough!?
Draenen: So it seems….
Burald: Perfect! I found the man who will make be become a Sultan!
Draenen: (Dumb males..)
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Avina: Where were we?
Muriru: At the hand cut. ^^
Kirious: !!
Avina: Perfect! My favorite scene!
The evil greengrocer grabs the hand of the princess, saying…
Aaron: This apple must be paid! Out the gil or will you pay… in nature?
Kirious: ……….
Aaron: Hihihihihihihihihihihih!
"But at that very instant here comes Aladdin!"
Kenjii: You can kill her!
"Meanwhile the cannon…. SCREECH SCREECH…"
Kenjii: *gasps* … Fine!
"And so the gentle Aladdin took the princess's hand, knowing he had already fallen in love with her from the first glance."
Kenjii: NO!!! This is too much! There's no way I will approach that psycho!
*CLICK*
Kenjii: What's that noise?
Avina: The cannon loading. ^^ Didn't I tell you? It's all automatic!
Kenjii: ……………
Avina: Sigh… fine. 15 Minutes break!
"During those 15 minutes… a group gathers to plot quietly."
Burald: Then it's decided.
*Everybody nods*
Burald: Come on Mirror, call them now.
"And so the bard complies…"
Recorded voice: "Good day, this is the Defusing Bombs Association. If you are in a mine field, select 1. If you received a bomb mail, select 2. If you have a tank pointing at your head select 3. If you instead are threatened by two sociopaths with an automatic cannon that tracks your voice select 4!"
*Mirror selects 4*
Recorded Voice: "Very good! If you wish to tamper with the cannon select 1. If you instead wish the cannon to be taken away select 2."
*Mirror selects 1*
Recorded Voice: "Thank you! One of our experts will immediately teleport. See you again!"
Everyone: (Hope not…)
Expect: Hello! ^_^
Everyone: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Expert: All right! After your heart attack I'd say it's time to begin and tamper with the cannon! ^_^
"After several attempts…."
*CRICK CRACK*
Expert: Perfect! The cannon is now ineffective. That makes 5000000 Gil!
Everyone (Especially Kenjii): O___________O
Kenjii: I HAVE NO INTENTION TO PAY SUCH A CRAZY AMOUNT!
Expert: Then if you refuse to pay I'll be forced to leave with one of you to use as an hostage and blackmail you.
*Everybody push Zeti-Reti towards the Expert*
Zeti-Reti: Why are you so cruel… T_T
Expert: Hahahahahah! I'm kidding! It's all free! Well, with your permission, I'll teleport elsewhere. See you again!^^
Mirror: Good thing I found that number on the linkshell directory I have always with me.
Zeti-Reti: Yeah….
"And the 15 minutes went…"
Avina: All right, let's resume! We were at the fated scene between Aladdin and princess Jasmine!
"Aladdin took his loved one in his secret place, not knowing that she was the princess. Meanwhile, in the dark cove of the Shadow Lord…"
Shadow Lord: Wut?
Narrator: Erm, sorry…
"I mean… in the obscure cove of Jafar… (AKA the basement under the stage..)"
Draenen: I can't see anything in here!
Burald: Shut up and drudge!
Draenen: Oh my powerful master… WHEN THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO PAY THE ELECTRICITY BILL!?!?!?
Burald: When you will retire and I will no longer have a free electricity generator! And now get to work, I must absolutely find my pure diamond to enter the cave where the lamp is kept! Last time the Tiger's Mouth ate my only guinea pig!
––––––––––––––––––––––––––––FLASHBACK––––––––––––––––––––––––––
"At the Dawn of Times (AKA the beginning of this story) a random merchant would annoy the audience attempting to sell completely useless objects.. Not managing any success he placed down his turban for coins collection and started a performance that made him famous throughout the world."
ARABIAN NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTS
LIKE ARABIAN DAAAAAAAAAAAAYS
MORE OFTEN THAN NOT
ARE HOTTER THAN HOT
IN A LOT OF GOOD WAYS
ARABIAN NIIIIIIIIII-OUCH!
"The poor merchant had just received a powerful kick from Jafar in disguise…"
Burald: *with Blues Brothers sunglasses* Stupid peddlers, always in the way…
Draenen: In the way…
Burald: Don't be a parrot!
Draenen: Parrot…
Burald: If you don't stop it within five seconds I'll feed you to the guinea pig.
Aderyn: YUM!
Muriru: Him? He's the guinea pig?
Avina: He's the only background actor we have.
Draenen: O_O
Burald: Come on, let us waste no time! Hours and hours of walking under the burning desert sun await.
Draenen: But it's night..
Burald: Quiet! I didn't ask you…. Minus 30 points to Griffindor.
Potter: But Professor Burald, why!?
Draenen: -.- ….
Burald: Wrong line… I work in too many movies.
Potter: -_-
Aderyn: -__-
Dark Lord: AVADA KEDAVRA!!!
Burald, Potter, Draenen, Aderyn: YOU MISSED!
Merchant: AAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Dark Lord: D'oh!
Avina: ENOUGH ALREADY! THIS FLASHBACK MUST BE OVER SOON, SO GO BACK TO YOUR PLACES!!
"And so while Harry Potter and Voldemort went to argue somewhere else and Homer Simpson walks in to reclaim his copyrights and Voldemort kills him without any flinch, a troupe comes to remove the corpses from the stage."
Muriru: We have a corpse removal troupe?
Avina: Yes, I was expecting stuff like this.
Muriru: O_o …. Oh well. Desert, second! AAACTION!
"At last Jafar&Co. manage to find the entrance to the cave…"
Kaolla: Who dares to disturb my digestion?
Burald, Draenen, Aderyn: ?_?
Kaolla: So!? Say what you want, or must I wait all day!?
Burald: Oh might Tiger's Mouth. I've brought you my offer to enter the cave!
Aderyn: Huh? That wasn't the deal!
Burald: Quiet, you!
Kaolla: He doesn't look edible.
Burald: I beg to differ, Miss Mouth! With some potatoes as side dish he should be rather tasty!
Kaolla: Really? :Q___
Burald: Of course!
Aderyn: Don't listen to him, Mrs. Mouth! I haven't ate in days, I'm bone and ski– AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
"With his usual kick, Jafar throws the kid inside the Tiger's Mouth."
Kaolla: NOMNOMNOMNOM! URGH! BLEARGH! The kid was right… he was spoiled!
Aderyn: I told you!
Kaolla: If you want to enter you must find something better…
Burald: Like what?
Kaolla: Got any pamamas?
Burald: No.
Kaolla: Cookies?
Burald: No.
Kaolla: Spaghetti?
Burald: No.
Kaolla: Do you bring any food when you travel?
Burald: No.
Kaolla: Then come back another day with something special.. The purest diamond in the rough!
Burald: And what would that be?
Kaolla: A tasty and juicy hume raised with no GMO!
Burald: … I'll see what I can do.
––––––––––––––––––––––––END OF FLASHBACK––––––––––––––––––––––––-
"And so Iago would run on her Hamster-wheel to replenish with electricity Jafar's crystal ball."
Draenen: Ugh… wheeze… pant. Are you done yet?
Burald: Stop asking questions and keep running! There, I start to see something.. Iago, go fix the antenna!
Draenen: But master, I do not posses the power of obliquity! If I go to fix the antenna, the electricity flux will stop…
Burald: Iago… you worthless being!
Draenen: Thank you my master!
Burald: You're welcome. Potter! Since you survived, go fix my antenna!
Potter: Why me?
Burald: Because I'm big and you're small, because I'm smart and you're dumb, because I'm right and you're wrong!
Potter: Ah…
Burald: HURRY UP ALREADY!
"Five minutes later…."
Burald: A little more on the right…
Potter: Like this?
Burald: No. That is for CNN…
Potter: Then like this?
Burald: Perfect. Stay still… I can see something… It's a hume (Bah…) but there's quite a cute girl with him… no, wait.. the image cleared some more… URGH! The cute girl is a crossdressing guy!
Draenen: How indecent…
Burald: So that would be the purest diamond in the rough!?
Draenen: So it seems….
Burald: Perfect! I found the man who will make be become a Sultan!
Draenen: (Dumb males..)
**********************************************UNTIL NEXT TIME!************************************
To be an interesting, intriguing, well-written character, there needs to be something to allow the audience to relate to them. That is what the problem is with who wants their character to be "perfect". Perfect characters will never be strong, and strong characters will never be perfect, because WE (those who read, who watch, who RP) are not perfect.
"What makes a strong character is how they deal with their flaws, their fears, their turmoils, their troubles that get in the way. That's what makes them relatable." – Doug Walker
"What makes a strong character is how they deal with their flaws, their fears, their turmoils, their troubles that get in the way. That's what makes them relatable." – Doug Walker
****************************************AND RESUMING!********************************************
"But back at the two lovebirds…"
Kenjii: (Mwahahahah… Now that the cannon isn't working anymore, they can no longer threaten us!) Come my beauty (Bleargh!), I will take you to my hidden place, away from the bustle of this city!
"Once in Aladdin's place…."
Kirious: (This place sucks!) Ooooh…. But this is completely different than my place!
Kenjii: Well, it's not an actual home (This place reeks, ugh…) but the view is beautiful!
"Aladdin moves the courtains…"
Kirious: Ah. The palace.. -_- really pretty, uh huh! (%@#! I just left that madhouse. The Sultan would do nothing but play with cards and the guards kept drooling at me…)
"But there they come the guards!"
Nodem&Aurou: Princesssss…. :Q__
Kirious: Aaaaah! They found me!
Kenjii: What, you're the princess!?!
Nodem&Aurou: Youuuu… impostor! How dare you to kidnap the princess!?!?
Kenjii: You can have her for all I care. -.-
Nodem&Aurou: Thank you!^^
Kenjii: Welcome. <.<
Kirious: Wait a second, you moron. You can't leave me with these two!
Kenjii: Why not? I never liked you anyway!
Kirious: You are supposed to be my rescuer in this story!
Kenjii: So what if I don't want to save you?
Kirious: Then you might as well die…
"And Kirious's eyes suddenly flashed blue…"
Muriru: STOP! STOP! No fighting here! We aren't set with the fire regulations!
Avina: Strange… the cannon isn't working…
Muriru: *checking the cannon* … It's broken!
Avina: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAHHHH! My favorite toy is broken!!! T_____T
Muriru: Now now, calm down! We will get you a new one!^^;
Avina: NOOOOOOOOOO! He was the only one… nothing will ever replace him!! T_T Waaaaaaaaah!!!!!
"And Avina runs off in tears…"
Muriru: WHO'S THE IDIOT WHO BROKE THE CANNON?
*Everybody looks at Mirror and Burald, the two who had the idea.*
Muriru: *hissing* Ssssso it wassssss you….! *Her eyes glow like a psycho's*
"Muriru, with galkan strength, tears off an enormous wardrobe from the dressing rooms and swings it against the terrified group."
Muriru: UUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
"And so everyone except Kirious, Kenjii and Burald kneel down begging for forgivness."
Everyone minus the jerks: FORGIVE US! FORGIVE US! FORGIVE US!
Kenjii: I have no intention to ask for forgivness! Avina is CRAZY! JUST LIKE MURIRU!
Muriru: How dare youuuuuuuu!!
"Kenjii, pissed off, hopes to finally manage to get rid of one of the two Evil Minds. He reaches for his weapons but doesn't find them."
Kenjii: Where is my equipment!?!?!?
Muriru: Were you looking for thisssssssss?
Kenjii: …. How did you…!?
Muriru: I took them off you while you were disssssssstracted!
––––––––––––––––––––- FLASHBACK–––––––––––––––––––––––––––––-
"While Teletubbies and Fimbles are fistfighting, Kenjii is taking bets. Avina bets 50K gil on the Fimbles; Muriru, also favoring Fimbles, gives 4gil (Kenjii: Greedy.) (Muriru: That's not true!); Mirror instead passes and Zeti-Reti eats some Snoll Gelato; Burald bets a Jeunoan brick and Kenjii, not willing to spend any money, places his weapons convinced he could win. As planned by the authors, the Fimbles win, also thanks to a little extra help (if you know what I mean!). Avina wins Burald's brick and uses them as furniture for her weird mog house, while Muriru wins Kenjii's weapons. Kenjii categorically refuses, invoking his human, civil and religious rights, to give up the precious equipment. Muriru is so forced to transform into a lv99 Thief with capped skills and a Mandau and so snatches his ninja blades."
–––––––––––––––––––––END OF FLASHBACK–––––––––––––––––––––––––––
Kenjii: You deceived me!!
Muriru: That's a lie. I only gave some help to the poor Fimbles. There is nothing wrong with that! And now I always have to go as thief to events because it's my best job. It's ALL YOUR FAULT!
Kenjii: There IS something wrong! I want my stuff back!
Muriru: Look who's talking… what about that strange plant that I found in your mog house?
Kenjii: …. That's… just an hobby..!
Muriru: An hobby, huh!?
Kenjii: Yes! Nothing wrong with that!
Muriru: And so why that strange plant has a star.shaped leaf!?
Kenjii: It's bred!
Muriru: Uh huh!
"But here returns Avina, with the second part of the script and two froggy eyes."
Avina: =_= I changed something in the ssssssscript…
*Everyone gulps, Muriru included*
"And Avina then suddenly goes back to her usual mood and look."
Avina: So.. let's continue!
Everyone: (This sounds like a death sentence…!)
"And so Aladdin was imprisoned, and the princess taken back to the palace."
Kirious: Where's that Jafar idiot? I was finally able to escape and he sends those fools to take me back.. I'm FURIOUS! JAFAR! JAFAAAAAAR!!
"Jafar sneaks out of the basement with Draenen on his heels."
Kirious: Finally! I demand an explanation NOW! What happened!?
Burald: …P-Princess Jasmine! *Burald closes the door behind abruptly, leaving Draenen's considerable hips stuck in between*
Draenen: Jafar, I'm stuck!
Burald: To what do I owe the honor of your visit, my princess?
Kirious: HOW DARE YOU TO SEND THE IDIOTIC GUARDS TO RETRIEVE ME IN THE MIDDLE OF AGRABAH!?
Draenen: Jafar, help…!
Burald: Stop it…
"With a well-set kick Burald frees Draenen from the door and inside the basement."
Draenen: Ugh! My… baaaack!!
Burald: But my lady! I was worried for your sake… I had been informed that you were kidnapped by a sinister man…
Kirious: Your informant must be retarded then, cause that ragamuffin was just the cover for my escape!!
Burald: If only I had known…
Kirious: What do you mean?
Burald: The boy's sentence was already executed…
Kirious: What sentence?
Burald: Death… by decapitation.
Kirious: *suddenly with a lightened expression* Really?
Burald: Well, that was my order. And this morning I was confirmed of the execution… that means Kenjii should be dead cold!^^
Kirious: FOR KENJII'S DEATH, THREE HURRAYS! HURRAY HURRAY HURRAY!
"And so Kirious pulled out of nowhere a cheerleader suit and started to jump around tuning in joy…"
Kirious: 1, 2, 3, Kenjii's dead and again I'll never see! WOOT! Give me a D! Give me an E! Give an A! Give me another D! DEAD!!
Burald: …
Draenen: How did he take the news?
Burald: Even too well.. but after all I can't blame him. -.-
"And out of nowhere comes Kenjii, his katana back in his hand, pointing it at Burald's throat."
Kenjii: Say that again. -.-
Burald: <.<
Muriru: No! No! You should be in the dungeon! And how the hell did you get your weapons back!?
Kenjii: Tricks of trade. <.<
Everyone: …
Avina: Well go back in the dungeons, we're moving on!
"Going back to the stage's basement, Jafar goes to his 'trusting' informant who was at that time looking for loot before escaping."
Burald: Hey you! You're fired!
Ederick (dressed like a fake fortune-teller): Nooo I must steal the riches to feed the poor… how will they live without my help…!
Kjara (also dressed like a fortune-teller): Don't worry, we can go steal at Trion's place!
Ederick: You're right! We stole all the stealable here! QUICK ESCAPE!!
Burald: -.- Why am I doing this?
"Meanwhile Kirious…"
Kirious: KENJII IS DEAD! KENJII IS DEAD! I WILL NEVER HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT MORON AGAIN! I'll be able to write all the poems I want for Avina and find out who I am in peace, and go East! …Sigh, who am I…. WHO AM IIIIII???
Muriru: Get rid of that crybaby on the stage!
"And so Zeti.Reti and Zindelo drag Kirious away, while he's still having one of his personality crisis."
Avina: Narrator! Keep on narrating!
Everyone: -.-
Avina: What are you all looking at?
Everyone: N-Nothing… (Better not to make her angry again…)
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"But back at the two lovebirds…"
Kenjii: (Mwahahahah… Now that the cannon isn't working anymore, they can no longer threaten us!) Come my beauty (Bleargh!), I will take you to my hidden place, away from the bustle of this city!
"Once in Aladdin's place…."
Kirious: (This place sucks!) Ooooh…. But this is completely different than my place!
Kenjii: Well, it's not an actual home (This place reeks, ugh…) but the view is beautiful!
"Aladdin moves the courtains…"
Kirious: Ah. The palace.. -_- really pretty, uh huh! (%@#! I just left that madhouse. The Sultan would do nothing but play with cards and the guards kept drooling at me…)
"But there they come the guards!"
Nodem&Aurou: Princesssss…. :Q__
Kirious: Aaaaah! They found me!
Kenjii: What, you're the princess!?!
Nodem&Aurou: Youuuu… impostor! How dare you to kidnap the princess!?!?
Kenjii: You can have her for all I care. -.-
Nodem&Aurou: Thank you!^^
Kenjii: Welcome. <.<
Kirious: Wait a second, you moron. You can't leave me with these two!
Kenjii: Why not? I never liked you anyway!
Kirious: You are supposed to be my rescuer in this story!
Kenjii: So what if I don't want to save you?
Kirious: Then you might as well die…
"And Kirious's eyes suddenly flashed blue…"
Muriru: STOP! STOP! No fighting here! We aren't set with the fire regulations!
Avina: Strange… the cannon isn't working…
Muriru: *checking the cannon* … It's broken!
Avina: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAHHHH! My favorite toy is broken!!! T_____T
Muriru: Now now, calm down! We will get you a new one!^^;
Avina: NOOOOOOOOOO! He was the only one… nothing will ever replace him!! T_T Waaaaaaaaah!!!!!
"And Avina runs off in tears…"
Muriru: WHO'S THE IDIOT WHO BROKE THE CANNON?
*Everybody looks at Mirror and Burald, the two who had the idea.*
Muriru: *hissing* Ssssso it wassssss you….! *Her eyes glow like a psycho's*
"Muriru, with galkan strength, tears off an enormous wardrobe from the dressing rooms and swings it against the terrified group."
Muriru: UUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
"And so everyone except Kirious, Kenjii and Burald kneel down begging for forgivness."
Everyone minus the jerks: FORGIVE US! FORGIVE US! FORGIVE US!
Kenjii: I have no intention to ask for forgivness! Avina is CRAZY! JUST LIKE MURIRU!
Muriru: How dare youuuuuuuu!!
"Kenjii, pissed off, hopes to finally manage to get rid of one of the two Evil Minds. He reaches for his weapons but doesn't find them."
Kenjii: Where is my equipment!?!?!?
Muriru: Were you looking for thisssssssss?
Kenjii: …. How did you…!?
Muriru: I took them off you while you were disssssssstracted!
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"While Teletubbies and Fimbles are fistfighting, Kenjii is taking bets. Avina bets 50K gil on the Fimbles; Muriru, also favoring Fimbles, gives 4gil (Kenjii: Greedy.) (Muriru: That's not true!); Mirror instead passes and Zeti-Reti eats some Snoll Gelato; Burald bets a Jeunoan brick and Kenjii, not willing to spend any money, places his weapons convinced he could win. As planned by the authors, the Fimbles win, also thanks to a little extra help (if you know what I mean!). Avina wins Burald's brick and uses them as furniture for her weird mog house, while Muriru wins Kenjii's weapons. Kenjii categorically refuses, invoking his human, civil and religious rights, to give up the precious equipment. Muriru is so forced to transform into a lv99 Thief with capped skills and a Mandau and so snatches his ninja blades."
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Kenjii: You deceived me!!
Muriru: That's a lie. I only gave some help to the poor Fimbles. There is nothing wrong with that! And now I always have to go as thief to events because it's my best job. It's ALL YOUR FAULT!
Kenjii: There IS something wrong! I want my stuff back!
Muriru: Look who's talking… what about that strange plant that I found in your mog house?
Kenjii: …. That's… just an hobby..!
Muriru: An hobby, huh!?
Kenjii: Yes! Nothing wrong with that!
Muriru: And so why that strange plant has a star.shaped leaf!?
Kenjii: It's bred!
Muriru: Uh huh!
"But here returns Avina, with the second part of the script and two froggy eyes."
Avina: =_= I changed something in the ssssssscript…
*Everyone gulps, Muriru included*
"And Avina then suddenly goes back to her usual mood and look."
Avina: So.. let's continue!
Everyone: (This sounds like a death sentence…!)
"And so Aladdin was imprisoned, and the princess taken back to the palace."
Kirious: Where's that Jafar idiot? I was finally able to escape and he sends those fools to take me back.. I'm FURIOUS! JAFAR! JAFAAAAAAR!!
"Jafar sneaks out of the basement with Draenen on his heels."
Kirious: Finally! I demand an explanation NOW! What happened!?
Burald: …P-Princess Jasmine! *Burald closes the door behind abruptly, leaving Draenen's considerable hips stuck in between*
Draenen: Jafar, I'm stuck!
Burald: To what do I owe the honor of your visit, my princess?
Kirious: HOW DARE YOU TO SEND THE IDIOTIC GUARDS TO RETRIEVE ME IN THE MIDDLE OF AGRABAH!?
Draenen: Jafar, help…!
Burald: Stop it…
"With a well-set kick Burald frees Draenen from the door and inside the basement."
Draenen: Ugh! My… baaaack!!
Burald: But my lady! I was worried for your sake… I had been informed that you were kidnapped by a sinister man…
Kirious: Your informant must be retarded then, cause that ragamuffin was just the cover for my escape!!
Burald: If only I had known…
Kirious: What do you mean?
Burald: The boy's sentence was already executed…
Kirious: What sentence?
Burald: Death… by decapitation.
Kirious: *suddenly with a lightened expression* Really?
Burald: Well, that was my order. And this morning I was confirmed of the execution… that means Kenjii should be dead cold!^^
Kirious: FOR KENJII'S DEATH, THREE HURRAYS! HURRAY HURRAY HURRAY!
"And so Kirious pulled out of nowhere a cheerleader suit and started to jump around tuning in joy…"
Kirious: 1, 2, 3, Kenjii's dead and again I'll never see! WOOT! Give me a D! Give me an E! Give an A! Give me another D! DEAD!!
Burald: …
Draenen: How did he take the news?
Burald: Even too well.. but after all I can't blame him. -.-
"And out of nowhere comes Kenjii, his katana back in his hand, pointing it at Burald's throat."
Kenjii: Say that again. -.-
Burald: <.<
Muriru: No! No! You should be in the dungeon! And how the hell did you get your weapons back!?
Kenjii: Tricks of trade. <.<
Everyone: …
Avina: Well go back in the dungeons, we're moving on!
"Going back to the stage's basement, Jafar goes to his 'trusting' informant who was at that time looking for loot before escaping."
Burald: Hey you! You're fired!
Ederick (dressed like a fake fortune-teller): Nooo I must steal the riches to feed the poor… how will they live without my help…!
Kjara (also dressed like a fortune-teller): Don't worry, we can go steal at Trion's place!
Ederick: You're right! We stole all the stealable here! QUICK ESCAPE!!
Burald: -.- Why am I doing this?
"Meanwhile Kirious…"
Kirious: KENJII IS DEAD! KENJII IS DEAD! I WILL NEVER HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT MORON AGAIN! I'll be able to write all the poems I want for Avina and find out who I am in peace, and go East! …Sigh, who am I…. WHO AM IIIIII???
Muriru: Get rid of that crybaby on the stage!
"And so Zeti.Reti and Zindelo drag Kirious away, while he's still having one of his personality crisis."
Avina: Narrator! Keep on narrating!
Everyone: -.-
Avina: What are you all looking at?
Everyone: N-Nothing… (Better not to make her angry again…)
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To be an interesting, intriguing, well-written character, there needs to be something to allow the audience to relate to them. That is what the problem is with who wants their character to be "perfect". Perfect characters will never be strong, and strong characters will never be perfect, because WE (those who read, who watch, who RP) are not perfect.
"What makes a strong character is how they deal with their flaws, their fears, their turmoils, their troubles that get in the way. That's what makes them relatable." – Doug Walker
"What makes a strong character is how they deal with their flaws, their fears, their turmoils, their troubles that get in the way. That's what makes them relatable." – Doug Walker
****************************************AND RESUMING!********************************************
"Aladdin was despairing in solitude in the dungeons of the palace."
Kenjii: Hey you, stupid guard! Yes, I'm talking to you!! If you don't let me out in FIVE seconds, I will track down your family and slaughter it slowly and painfully!
Muriru: Ahem… the Narrator said 'despairing in solitude', not 'threatening in solitude'!!
Kenjii: Shut up brat!! I don't take orders from KIDS!!
"*CLANG*"
Muriru: Even if they threatened you with your own weapon? <.<
Kenjii: B-b-but how… This is impossible! YOU STOLE IT AGAIN!!
Muriru: Figured I could as well, since you're all tied up like a salami.
Kenjii: How vicious…
Muriru: …but effective! LET US RESUME!!
Kenjii: (Rrrr….) What a fool of me… she was the princess! I must have looked like an awesome guy to her!
"*RE-CLANG*"
Kenjii: Erm… I mean… I must have looked like an idiot to her…! (Stupid taru…)
"But then a strange monky sound caught Aladdin's attention…"
Kenjii: Avi… I mean, Abu!! At last… Help me get free, come on!
Zeti-Reti: Only if you promise that you will never see the princess again!
Avina: *whispers* But wasn't he supposed to mock the princess?
Muriru: *whispers* He's impersonating a monkey already…. I didn't want to ashame him any more!
Kenjii: Who would ever want to see her again? Anyways, don't worry, she's got royal blood and I am but a mere street boy… now free me!
Zeti-Reti: Only if you promise that you will let me eat anything I wish!
Kenjii: Now you're abusing of your power…
Muriru: Give him what he wants…. One can see from a mile away that he's a poor tarutaru in need of many energies…
Everyone: -_-
Muriru: What? My Zeti-Reti needs a lot of care and I am planning to give him all of mine!
Everyone: Let us move on….
Zeti-Reti: So will you promise?
Kenjii: Fine…
Zeti-Reti: And will you promise…
Kenjii: ENOUGH ALREADY, I'M NOT PROMISING ANYTHING ELSE!!
Zeti-Reti: You are so cruel!
Muriru: Kenjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii………….
Kenjii: Ok ok I promise anything you wish!!
Zeti-Reti: WOOT! ^_^
"About after 30 minutes, but more importantly after binding Kenjii to about 3000 promises…."
Kenjii: Will you free me now or not?
Zeti-Reti: Of course. All I need to do is pull the chain.
Kenjii: What? There's no lock?
Avina: Of course not. We couldn't lock you up for real!
Kenjii: That means I just made that agreement with 3000 promises to Zeti-Reti FOR NOTHING!?
Avina: So it seems..
Kenjii: Zeti… did you know I was free?
Zeti-Reti: Of course!^^
Kenjii: Tricked… I'm such a fool!
Gibbous Toothless Geezer: You're a fool only if you give up..
Kenjii: What?
GTG: Fool and also deaf?
Kenjii: You fugly… do you wish to die?
GTG: Listen, I need a gui– erm, a brave young one with strong legs for a little job. I will pay you awesomely!
"Said the old man moving in a dark corner…."
Hunchback/Draenen: Jafar, I can't breathe in here!
GTG/Burald: You think I'm having fun with you on my back? Go back under the cloth and don't annoy me!
Zeti-Reti: Who are you talking to?
GTG: Erm… with the Snoll King Ghost!
Zeti-Reti: Yummy! Can I see him? I'm rather hungry!
GTG: Maybe next time… -_-
Kenjii: Hey, old geezer, tell me about this job!
GTG: There is a cave, the Cave of Wonders. Inside in there's an item very dear to me, an old lamp… bring me the lamp and I will make you the richest man in the world!
Kenjii: $_$ Really? There's just a little problem…. we're in HERE, and the cave is OUT THERE!
GTG: You shouldn't judge a book from its cover….
"The old man moves a rock in the wall and an escape is immediately at hand. The little party then arrives in front of the Tiger's Mouth."
Kaolla: BUUUUUUUUUUURP!
Kenjii: What a sweet welcome… Is this where I am supposed to go in?
GTG: Exactly. And remember the rule number one: 'You can look, but cannot touch.'. And now go!
"Kenjii goes inside the cave, while she's busy napping for a better digestion."
Zeti-Reti: Ooooooooooooooooh! It's full of…. food!! :Q___
"The monkey was right. The cave contained all the food she had swallowed during her boring life, including many suspicious objects.
Kenjii: Remember what that old geezer said: DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!!
"Kenjii had barely the time to speak out, before the taru-monkey jumped on the first load of food he could see."
*POW* *THUD*
The ninja's hand inexorably landed on Zeti's head, nearly knocking the bottom out of it.
Kenjii: WHAT DID I JUST SAY!?
Zeti-Reti: Ouch, that hurt… But Kenjii, I'm starving… T_T
Kenjii: Shut up!!! The sooner we find that lamp the sooner I'll be rich! €_€
"Kenjii had barely the time to turn around before the monkey's attention addressed on an enormous chocolate cake. At the speed of light he ran towards it but his race was suddenly stopped by something laying on the floor."
Saerun: Ouch… Hey careful up there!!
Zeti-Reti: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O_____________O
Kenjii: Saerun! What the hell are you doing laying down like that?
Saerun: AND YOU ASK ME!? I'M A CARPET WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO??
Avina: I'm open to suggestions about that.
Kenjii: -.- Just make yourself useful and tell us where the lamp is!
Saerun: Only if you give me Zeti-Reti in a playmate suit.
"*CLANG*"
Muriru: FORGET IT!!!
Saerun: *with a blooding leg* (Muriru: I'm a high level thief now, remember?) ARE YOU CRAZY!? YOU MADE ME BLEED!!
Muriru: AND NEXT TIME I'LL AIM A LITTLE HIGHER THAN THAT IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!
Avina: Erm… that quote I taught you is supposed to work only with males…. Anyways calm down, we don't have many substitutes…. <.<
Muriru: MY PATIENCE'S SECOND NAME IS 'VERY LOW LIMIT'!!! ANOTHER JOKE LIKE THAT AND YOU'LL END LIKE SEL'THEUS!
Kenjii: You mean he's so emotionless because you…. Oh Altana.
"A small break for Muriru to go punch some pillows so that she finally calms down her boiling blood."
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"Crawling in atrocious pain the carpet takes our heroes to where the famous lamp lies… At the top of a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong staircase."
Kenjii: Finally… the lamp!! £_£
Saerun: I think Kenjii's got something wrong…
Kenjii: Very well. I'm going to get it. Zeti, DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING! And you Saerun DON'T TOUCH ANYONE!
"Kenjii starts climbing the looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong staircase."
Kenjii: Huff… pant… wheeze… I wonder what people made elevators for…
"Finally at the top, Kenjii takes the lamp."
Kenjii: And this is the lamp supposed to make me rich? Well, that was easy. Right Zet– Zeti, NOOOOOOOOO!
"The monkey was running to grab an enormous Snoll Gelato to the side of the room, with Saerun glued to him and groping him everywhere while trying to stop him. Meanwhile Avina was trying to hold down Muriru, who was snorting and charging like a Ram while glaring Saerun with a deadly gaze as Zeti-Reti managed to grab the Snoll Gelato and the 'earth' started to shake."
Kaolla: INFIDELS!! You had promised you wouldn't touch my treasures!! I'm going to tell mom!! (Avina&Muriru: As if…) And NOW YOU WILL DIE!!
"The gastric juices surrounding the staircase start to rage and boil and the carpet grabs up Abu and Aladdin and tries to reach the exit with them but… Hey, what are you doing? Let the script go!!"
Muriru: "You let the script go! I'm telling this part!! IT'S REVENGE TIME!!"
"This is enough. I quit!!"
Muriru: "Perfect… But then a thousand rocks started to fall from the ceiling."
Saerun: And you think a few rocks can hurt a full-fledged dancer?
Muriru: That's what I'm hoping…
Saerun: HAHAHAHAH! Hope in vai- OUCH!
"While she was distracted bragging a bigger rock than the others had landed on Saerun's head, right as they had approached the exit, while Kenjii and Zeti-Reti, miraculously unharmed, manage an acrobatic jump to reach and grab a ledge, also miraculously appeared at the exit's feet."
Kenjii: Monster! Help me! Zeti's heavy!
Zeti-Reti: That's NOT TRUE!
Burald: For my sister's beard (?_?)! NO!!
Kenjii: 'No' what? 'No, Zeti's not heavy' or 'No, I'm not helping you'?
Burald: I think the second… let me think… Yes, yes. The second indeed!
Kenjii: YOU BASTARD!!
"Jafar starts kicking Kenjii's hands while the hume started a flow of curses along with Avina."
Avina: BURALD! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? FIRST YOU MUST TAKE THE LAMP! YOU'RE NOT FOLLOWING THE SCRIPT!!
Burald: Who cares about the script! I'll never have a chance like this again!!
Kenjii: *furious* @ò°è*]°éç°ç°é^?£ /&%$£&$”£(|£$£&/ç :&/)/(=3D*°()=3Dè(&*_!”£!”$”$%_° °_:;°_/(%$%&%$”/(@#)[[°!!!!
Burald: Impressive. I had no idea you could say so many bad words in such a short time.
Kenjii: And I can do even better than that!
Burald: Well you will not have the chance! GO DOWN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*sadistic laughter*!!!!
Kenjii: You will pay foR THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Aladdin and Abu fell into the abyss (Kaolla's tummy). With his usual bad luck Kenjii manages to hit his head while Zeti-Reti strangely unharmed (Muriru: The joy of being the narrator!) gently lands in an area full of pillows."
Everyone: Pillows?!
Muriru: Something wrong with that?
Everyone: Of course not….
"For the record (In case anyone wondered, but I doubt so), Saerun is still under the rock and will stay there for a good while (She must pay…. =_=)."
Saerun: MMFFFFGGGGGGGHHHHFFFFF!!!
Muriru: Stup up you!
*BANG, BANG, BANG* *BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP*
Doc. House: Time of death: 2:07 P.M.
Avina: You again!
Saerun: cough… cough… what's going on?
Muriru: YOU'RE …. STILL ….. ALIVE….!? =_=
Saerun: You thought you could kill ME with some lousy gun? You never will!
Zeti-Reti: Where did she find a gun anyway?
Kenjii: I had one to skill up Marksmanship…
Muriru: Want to bet I will? =_=
Saerun: Fine!
Doc. House: Miss Carpet… I would like to ask you some questions! You just came back to life. How is the afterlife?
Saerun: Who is this guy?
Muriru: OUT OF MY WAY! CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SERIOUS BUSINESS?
Audience: Serious business my a….
Muriru: So where were we? Oh yeah… what's the stakes?
Saerun: If you win I will obey to you forever!
Muriru: What if you win?
Saerun: In that case I'll take Zeti.
Muriru: I'm okay with that!
Zeti-Reti: I'm not.. T_T
Saerun: Fine!
Muriru: Fine!
Saerun: Fine!
Muriru: Fine!
Saerun: Fine!
Muriru: Fine!
Saerun: Fine!
Muriru: FINE!
Saerun: FINE!
Muriru: FINE!
Saerun: FINE!
Muriru: FINE!
Saerun: FINE!
Muriru: FINE!
Saerun: FINE!
Muriru: FINE!
Avina: Fine!
Muriru&Saerun: YOU'RE NOT A PART OF THIS!
Avina: I know!
Everybody: -_- …
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"Aladdin was despairing in solitude in the dungeons of the palace."
Kenjii: Hey you, stupid guard! Yes, I'm talking to you!! If you don't let me out in FIVE seconds, I will track down your family and slaughter it slowly and painfully!
Muriru: Ahem… the Narrator said 'despairing in solitude', not 'threatening in solitude'!!
Kenjii: Shut up brat!! I don't take orders from KIDS!!
"*CLANG*"
Muriru: Even if they threatened you with your own weapon? <.<
Kenjii: B-b-but how… This is impossible! YOU STOLE IT AGAIN!!
Muriru: Figured I could as well, since you're all tied up like a salami.
Kenjii: How vicious…
Muriru: …but effective! LET US RESUME!!
Kenjii: (Rrrr….) What a fool of me… she was the princess! I must have looked like an awesome guy to her!
"*RE-CLANG*"
Kenjii: Erm… I mean… I must have looked like an idiot to her…! (Stupid taru…)
"But then a strange monky sound caught Aladdin's attention…"
Kenjii: Avi… I mean, Abu!! At last… Help me get free, come on!
Zeti-Reti: Only if you promise that you will never see the princess again!
Avina: *whispers* But wasn't he supposed to mock the princess?
Muriru: *whispers* He's impersonating a monkey already…. I didn't want to ashame him any more!
Kenjii: Who would ever want to see her again? Anyways, don't worry, she's got royal blood and I am but a mere street boy… now free me!
Zeti-Reti: Only if you promise that you will let me eat anything I wish!
Kenjii: Now you're abusing of your power…
Muriru: Give him what he wants…. One can see from a mile away that he's a poor tarutaru in need of many energies…
Everyone: -_-
Muriru: What? My Zeti-Reti needs a lot of care and I am planning to give him all of mine!
Everyone: Let us move on….
Zeti-Reti: So will you promise?
Kenjii: Fine…
Zeti-Reti: And will you promise…
Kenjii: ENOUGH ALREADY, I'M NOT PROMISING ANYTHING ELSE!!
Zeti-Reti: You are so cruel!
Muriru: Kenjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii………….
Kenjii: Ok ok I promise anything you wish!!
Zeti-Reti: WOOT! ^_^
"About after 30 minutes, but more importantly after binding Kenjii to about 3000 promises…."
Kenjii: Will you free me now or not?
Zeti-Reti: Of course. All I need to do is pull the chain.
Kenjii: What? There's no lock?
Avina: Of course not. We couldn't lock you up for real!
Kenjii: That means I just made that agreement with 3000 promises to Zeti-Reti FOR NOTHING!?
Avina: So it seems..
Kenjii: Zeti… did you know I was free?
Zeti-Reti: Of course!^^
Kenjii: Tricked… I'm such a fool!
Gibbous Toothless Geezer: You're a fool only if you give up..
Kenjii: What?
GTG: Fool and also deaf?
Kenjii: You fugly… do you wish to die?
GTG: Listen, I need a gui– erm, a brave young one with strong legs for a little job. I will pay you awesomely!
"Said the old man moving in a dark corner…."
Hunchback/Draenen: Jafar, I can't breathe in here!
GTG/Burald: You think I'm having fun with you on my back? Go back under the cloth and don't annoy me!
Zeti-Reti: Who are you talking to?
GTG: Erm… with the Snoll King Ghost!
Zeti-Reti: Yummy! Can I see him? I'm rather hungry!
GTG: Maybe next time… -_-
Kenjii: Hey, old geezer, tell me about this job!
GTG: There is a cave, the Cave of Wonders. Inside in there's an item very dear to me, an old lamp… bring me the lamp and I will make you the richest man in the world!
Kenjii: $_$ Really? There's just a little problem…. we're in HERE, and the cave is OUT THERE!
GTG: You shouldn't judge a book from its cover….
"The old man moves a rock in the wall and an escape is immediately at hand. The little party then arrives in front of the Tiger's Mouth."
Kaolla: BUUUUUUUUUUURP!
Kenjii: What a sweet welcome… Is this where I am supposed to go in?
GTG: Exactly. And remember the rule number one: 'You can look, but cannot touch.'. And now go!
"Kenjii goes inside the cave, while she's busy napping for a better digestion."
Zeti-Reti: Ooooooooooooooooh! It's full of…. food!! :Q___
"The monkey was right. The cave contained all the food she had swallowed during her boring life, including many suspicious objects.
Kenjii: Remember what that old geezer said: DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!!
"Kenjii had barely the time to speak out, before the taru-monkey jumped on the first load of food he could see."
*POW* *THUD*
The ninja's hand inexorably landed on Zeti's head, nearly knocking the bottom out of it.
Kenjii: WHAT DID I JUST SAY!?
Zeti-Reti: Ouch, that hurt… But Kenjii, I'm starving… T_T
Kenjii: Shut up!!! The sooner we find that lamp the sooner I'll be rich! €_€
"Kenjii had barely the time to turn around before the monkey's attention addressed on an enormous chocolate cake. At the speed of light he ran towards it but his race was suddenly stopped by something laying on the floor."
Saerun: Ouch… Hey careful up there!!
Zeti-Reti: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O_____________O
Kenjii: Saerun! What the hell are you doing laying down like that?
Saerun: AND YOU ASK ME!? I'M A CARPET WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO??
Avina: I'm open to suggestions about that.
Kenjii: -.- Just make yourself useful and tell us where the lamp is!
Saerun: Only if you give me Zeti-Reti in a playmate suit.
"*CLANG*"
Muriru: FORGET IT!!!
Saerun: *with a blooding leg* (Muriru: I'm a high level thief now, remember?) ARE YOU CRAZY!? YOU MADE ME BLEED!!
Muriru: AND NEXT TIME I'LL AIM A LITTLE HIGHER THAN THAT IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!
Avina: Erm… that quote I taught you is supposed to work only with males…. Anyways calm down, we don't have many substitutes…. <.<
Muriru: MY PATIENCE'S SECOND NAME IS 'VERY LOW LIMIT'!!! ANOTHER JOKE LIKE THAT AND YOU'LL END LIKE SEL'THEUS!
Kenjii: You mean he's so emotionless because you…. Oh Altana.
"A small break for Muriru to go punch some pillows so that she finally calms down her boiling blood."
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"Crawling in atrocious pain the carpet takes our heroes to where the famous lamp lies… At the top of a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong staircase."
Kenjii: Finally… the lamp!! £_£
Saerun: I think Kenjii's got something wrong…
Kenjii: Very well. I'm going to get it. Zeti, DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING! And you Saerun DON'T TOUCH ANYONE!
"Kenjii starts climbing the looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong staircase."
Kenjii: Huff… pant… wheeze… I wonder what people made elevators for…
"Finally at the top, Kenjii takes the lamp."
Kenjii: And this is the lamp supposed to make me rich? Well, that was easy. Right Zet– Zeti, NOOOOOOOOO!
"The monkey was running to grab an enormous Snoll Gelato to the side of the room, with Saerun glued to him and groping him everywhere while trying to stop him. Meanwhile Avina was trying to hold down Muriru, who was snorting and charging like a Ram while glaring Saerun with a deadly gaze as Zeti-Reti managed to grab the Snoll Gelato and the 'earth' started to shake."
Kaolla: INFIDELS!! You had promised you wouldn't touch my treasures!! I'm going to tell mom!! (Avina&Muriru: As if…) And NOW YOU WILL DIE!!
"The gastric juices surrounding the staircase start to rage and boil and the carpet grabs up Abu and Aladdin and tries to reach the exit with them but… Hey, what are you doing? Let the script go!!"
Muriru: "You let the script go! I'm telling this part!! IT'S REVENGE TIME!!"
"This is enough. I quit!!"
Muriru: "Perfect… But then a thousand rocks started to fall from the ceiling."
Saerun: And you think a few rocks can hurt a full-fledged dancer?
Muriru: That's what I'm hoping…
Saerun: HAHAHAHAH! Hope in vai- OUCH!
"While she was distracted bragging a bigger rock than the others had landed on Saerun's head, right as they had approached the exit, while Kenjii and Zeti-Reti, miraculously unharmed, manage an acrobatic jump to reach and grab a ledge, also miraculously appeared at the exit's feet."
Kenjii: Monster! Help me! Zeti's heavy!
Zeti-Reti: That's NOT TRUE!
Burald: For my sister's beard (?_?)! NO!!
Kenjii: 'No' what? 'No, Zeti's not heavy' or 'No, I'm not helping you'?
Burald: I think the second… let me think… Yes, yes. The second indeed!
Kenjii: YOU BASTARD!!
"Jafar starts kicking Kenjii's hands while the hume started a flow of curses along with Avina."
Avina: BURALD! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? FIRST YOU MUST TAKE THE LAMP! YOU'RE NOT FOLLOWING THE SCRIPT!!
Burald: Who cares about the script! I'll never have a chance like this again!!
Kenjii: *furious* @ò°è*]°éç°ç°é^?£ /&%$£&$”£(|£$£&/ç :&/)/(=3D*°()=3Dè(&*_!”£!”$”$%_° °_:;°_/(%$%&%$”/(@#)[[°!!!!
Burald: Impressive. I had no idea you could say so many bad words in such a short time.
Kenjii: And I can do even better than that!
Burald: Well you will not have the chance! GO DOWN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*sadistic laughter*!!!!
Kenjii: You will pay foR THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Aladdin and Abu fell into the abyss (Kaolla's tummy). With his usual bad luck Kenjii manages to hit his head while Zeti-Reti strangely unharmed (Muriru: The joy of being the narrator!) gently lands in an area full of pillows."
Everyone: Pillows?!
Muriru: Something wrong with that?
Everyone: Of course not….
"For the record (In case anyone wondered, but I doubt so), Saerun is still under the rock and will stay there for a good while (She must pay…. =_=)."
Saerun: MMFFFFGGGGGGGHHHHFFFFF!!!
Muriru: Stup up you!
*BANG, BANG, BANG* *BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP*
Doc. House: Time of death: 2:07 P.M.
Avina: You again!
Saerun: cough… cough… what's going on?
Muriru: YOU'RE …. STILL ….. ALIVE….!? =_=
Saerun: You thought you could kill ME with some lousy gun? You never will!
Zeti-Reti: Where did she find a gun anyway?
Kenjii: I had one to skill up Marksmanship…
Muriru: Want to bet I will? =_=
Saerun: Fine!
Doc. House: Miss Carpet… I would like to ask you some questions! You just came back to life. How is the afterlife?
Saerun: Who is this guy?
Muriru: OUT OF MY WAY! CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SERIOUS BUSINESS?
Audience: Serious business my a….
Muriru: So where were we? Oh yeah… what's the stakes?
Saerun: If you win I will obey to you forever!
Muriru: What if you win?
Saerun: In that case I'll take Zeti.
Muriru: I'm okay with that!
Zeti-Reti: I'm not.. T_T
Saerun: Fine!
Muriru: Fine!
Saerun: Fine!
Muriru: Fine!
Saerun: Fine!
Muriru: Fine!
Saerun: Fine!
Muriru: FINE!
Saerun: FINE!
Muriru: FINE!
Saerun: FINE!
Muriru: FINE!
Saerun: FINE!
Muriru: FINE!
Saerun: FINE!
Muriru: FINE!
Avina: Fine!
Muriru&Saerun: YOU'RE NOT A PART OF THIS!
Avina: I know!
Everybody: -_- …
**********************************************UNTIL NEXT TIME!************************************
To be an interesting, intriguing, well-written character, there needs to be something to allow the audience to relate to them. That is what the problem is with who wants their character to be "perfect". Perfect characters will never be strong, and strong characters will never be perfect, because WE (those who read, who watch, who RP) are not perfect.
"What makes a strong character is how they deal with their flaws, their fears, their turmoils, their troubles that get in the way. That's what makes them relatable." – Doug Walker
"What makes a strong character is how they deal with their flaws, their fears, their turmoils, their troubles that get in the way. That's what makes them relatable." – Doug Walker
****************************************AND RESUMING!********************************************
"Moving on… Finally, Aladdin recovers from the brainshaker…"
Kenjii: Altana damn it all… If I find that imbecile Monster I'm gonna crush him like a bug!
Zeti-Reti: Come on, don't be mad… deep, deep, really deep in side he likes you. Look, he even let us keep the lamp!
Kenjii: AND JUST WHAT THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS?
Zeti-Reti: No idea… but look, there's something carved on it!
Kenjii: Let me see… You're right… It's at times like this that I miss Mirror. I'm sure he knows all the tricks to polish any kind of metal and the like… (Everyone: Why??)
"From the lamp comes a muffled voice…"
Lamp: Give it a brush with your sleeve!
Kenjii: Zeti, you can see too that I'm wearing a gilet. I have no sleeves.
Zeti-Reti: I didn't say anything!
Kenjii: Are you implying that I'm hearing things?
Lamp: Dear… plug in your brain. If you got no sleeves then just use an edge of your vest!
Kenjii: Are you calling me stupid?
Zeti-Reti: I didn't open my mouth!
Kenjii: I'm starting to lose my patience!
Lamp: AS IF YOU EVER HAD ONE TO BEGIN WITH! WILL YOU RUB THIS LAMP OR NOT!? IT'S TIGHT IN HERE!!
Zeti-Reti: B-but the lamp is talking…
Kenjii: You're right…
Avina&Muriru: BRAVO!! *clapping hands enthusiastically*
"Kenjii's brain activates and he rubs the vest against the lamp which, being rather filthy, fills the vest of stains."
Kenjii: Ugh! GROSS! Do we have an extra costume?
Avina: Nope. Our budget is limited.
Kenjii: *with a disgusted face* Urgh…
"From the lamp starts to steam out an enormous quantity of nerve gas that goes straight on Saerun."
Saerun: Urgh… agh… cough, cough… I c-can't breeathe…
Muriru: Hihihihihihihihihihih….
Saerun: cough, cough… Laugh if you want, this can't stop me either!
Muriru: Oh yeah? Then let's see how you deal with this…
"Muriru starts pulling out from her tiny gobbiebag a large quantity of sharp and possibly dangerous objects."
Muriru: Axe.. knife… bazooka… Cruise Missiles… rifle… M6…
Audience: How did she get her hands on Mary Poppins's bag?
Mary Poppins: she stole it. ; ;
Muriru: Mines… grenades… shotgun… uzi…
Saerun: You won't even scratch me!
Muriru: Atomic bomb…
Saerun: O_______O
Muriru: Hohohuhuhuihihihihahahahaheheheheh… *sadistic laughter*
Avina: Hey, no atomic bomb. I don't want a radioactive stage.. It would be dangerous for everyone, including Zeti-Reti.
Muriru: You're right… I will wait for the right moment.
Everyone: Phew… That was close!
"Aside the gas, from the lamp came out a strange guy all painted in blue."
Mirror: What kind of blue anyway? Palfrey blue, or sky blue?
Everyone: WHO CARES!
Mirror: What a temper… I was just curious!
"The strange guy was actually the Genie of the Lamp Mirror."
Mirror: What can I do for you, my master?
Kenjii: Who are you talking to?
Mirror: With you! Who else? You were the one to rub the lamp, and for that I'm at your service!
Kenjii: Really? $_$
Mirror: You've got three wishes… I suggest you choose them wisely.
Avina: STOP! STOP! Mirror, come here a second… We need to discuss your role a lil better.
Mirror: As you wish.
Avina: Listen… The Genie in the Disney movie is a funny fellow. You can't just kill him with all this seriousness! Try and cheer it up a little!
Mirror: Understood. ^^
Avina: I feel this guy didn't understand at all.. GENIE SECOND! AAAAAACTION!
Mirror: We were saying… the three wishes.
Kenjii: Wait what, a moment! What wishes?
Mirror: Three wishes! Only three and nothing more! And if you want to use one to ask for more the answer is NADA! Three! Uno, dos, tres… And no refund either!
Kenjii: This guy is crazy…
Mirror: Hey, do you know what a bird does in a computer?
Everyone: …
Mirror: Twitters!
Everyone: …..
"A thorn bush rolls across the stage in complete desolation.."
Avina: I knew he didn't understand at all…
Mirror: So, off to more serious business.. Do you know what did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he lost his job?
Zeti-Reti: No, what?
Muriru: I don't know..
Burald: I suppose he'd be mad.
Mirror: No, he'd say:
Everyone: ………..
Yet a second thorn bush rolls over the stage..
Muriru: We must stop him… this is a torture!
Avina: Ok… that was enough gags! The show must go on!
Mirror: A pity, I had a lot more fire lines to burst.
Avina: Maybe another time…
Kenjii: So tell me Genie… Can I ask anything I wish?
Mirror: Of course not!
Kenjii: Figures…
Mirror: My powers were granted to me from Altana for this occurrence and have three great limits: number one, I can't kill people!
Kenjii: A pity, I had an idea along those lines already….
Mirror: Number two, I can't make someone fall in love with you.
Kenjii: T-that's not a big loss…
Mirror: Number three, I can't revive the dead so your mom is gonna stay in the grave along with my lovely Swan……. T_T Swan…. I miss her so much! I will never hold anyone else with these hands! T_T SWAN MY DEAR SISTER!!!
Muriru: My goddess..
Saerun: Yes?
Muriru: I wasn't calling you! STOP THIS FLOOD, THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO DIG UP THE PAST!
Mirror: You are SO CRUEL! *sighs and sobs*
Kenjii: Jee look at this… Of all the genies I just had to find the one with limits. I bet he can't even get us out of here..
Mirror: WAAAAAAAAAAAAH SWAN, THEY ARE INSULTING ME!
Avina&Muriru: ENOUGH ALREADY! CONTINUE THIS STORY AND STOP CRYING!
Mirror: You're right… I must not falter! YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! YOU RUBBED THE DAMN LAMP… YOU WAKED ME UP… AND NOW YOU WANT TO LEAVE ME HERE? I THINK NOT!! AND NOW…. SIT!
Kenjii: My goddess…
Saerun: Am I that wanted?
Mirror: You shut up and load up these two! WE'RE GETTING OUT OF HERE!!
"Thanks to his new powers the Genie breaks through Kaolla's teeth and piloting the carpet he tries to take the heroes to the nearest oasis, but the challenge between Muriru and Saerun is not over yet and out of nowhere appears a street lamp…"
Saerun: Dodgeeeeeeed.. hahahaha 1 to 0 for me!
".. two skyscrapers…!"
Saerun: Is that all you've got? 2 to 0!
"And a whole installation of ski-lifts…"
Saerun: Ugh.. now it's getting harder…
"And while Saerun is busy dodging all the cables, there appears a wonderful pinewood."
Audience: A pinewood in the desert?
Muriru: Miracles happen everywhere!
Saerun: THIS IS CHEATING… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
*THUD*
"The Genie rescues the protagonists and helps them camp in the pinewood while the unlucky carpet crashes to the ground where, waiting anxiously, is Doctor House wishing to discover the secrets of rebirth."
Doc. House: Wonderful! Can we take her?
Muriru: Nothing against that! ^_^
Doc. House: Perfect! Guys, come over here!
"There comes the medics of E.R., Scrubs and House M.D. The patient is prepared to be analyzed, with a red puffy nose and a paper coat."
Avina: What are you doing here?
Doctors: This is the 20th meeting of the Famous Doctors Association.
"Once Saerun is taken to the Emergency Room, the doctors start playing "Operation".
*BEEEEEEEEEEEP*
"Saerun's nose shines red."
Medic 1: Be careful, that's the heart!
Medic 2: You be careful. You're twisting her intestine!
Medic 1: I'm just fixing it!
Saerun: @_@
Muriru: Attention, please! I self-proclaim myself as the winner of the bet!
Everyone: But…
*CLICK*
Muriru: Something's wrong?
Everyone: Nothing!
Avina: But that means we got two empty slots now! We got no narrator and no carpet!
Zindelo: Couldn't you be the carpet?
Avina: Don't be stupid!
Muriru: I got a better idea! We could decide by lot! Whoever wishes to change their role can sign up for it and, with the luck of the draw, get a better role!
Kenjii: I'll do it. Put my name in.
Zeti-Reti: Me too! Me too!
Muriru: (Perfect.. they have no idea what they're getting through….)
Kirious: Me too!
Muriru: Nobody else? Very well. I'll add in my name and Avina's and we're set. Meet the Wheel of Misfortune hosted by Kjara!
Kenjii: I don't like this already…
Avina: Perfect! Let us begin!!
Kjara: Kenjii, you're the first. What will you do?
Kenjii: I'll spin the wheel!
*CLACK, CLACK, CLACK, CLACK, CLACK, CLACK, TACK*
Kjara: Kenjii will be… THE CARPET!!
Kenjii: I CALL A FREE VOWEL!
Kjara: I'm sorry, too late!
Kenjii: YOU WILL DIE, BITCH!
Kjara: With time I suppose I may…
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
Doc. House: I'M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS! THE BRAIN IS NEVER TO BE TOUCHED!
Saerun: @__@
Kjara: It's Kirious's turn now. What do you choose?
Kirious: I call a free vowel. A!
Kjara: We got one… Your role starts with an A!
Kirious: *sarcastic* Thank you… you've enlightened me. I spin the wheel…
*CLACK, CLACK, CLACK, CLACK, CLACK, CLACK, TACK*
Kjara: Abu!
Kirious: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kjara: The game continues… Now it's the turn of the Evil Minds!
Avina: *confident* I SPIN THE WHEEL!
*CLACK, CLACK, CLACK, CLACK, CLACK, CLACK, TACK*
Kjara: Wonderful role… THE NARRATOR!
Everyone: So lucky…
Zeti-Reti: ME NOW! ME! I SPIN THE WHEEL!
*CLACK, CLACK, CLACK, CLACK, CLACK, CLACK, TACK*
Kjara: You will be the PRINCE!
Muriru: Perfect! And I'm the princess!!!
Everyone: You're not spinning the wheel?
Muriru: why should I? It's the only role left and I'm super happy with it!
Kenjii&Kirious: We're not!
Muriru: You participated at your own risk!^^
Avina: Very well! Now that the roles are set again, we can resume!!
**********************************************UNTIL NEXT TIME!************************************
"Moving on… Finally, Aladdin recovers from the brainshaker…"
Kenjii: Altana damn it all… If I find that imbecile Monster I'm gonna crush him like a bug!
Zeti-Reti: Come on, don't be mad… deep, deep, really deep in side he likes you. Look, he even let us keep the lamp!
Kenjii: AND JUST WHAT THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS?
Zeti-Reti: No idea… but look, there's something carved on it!
Kenjii: Let me see… You're right… It's at times like this that I miss Mirror. I'm sure he knows all the tricks to polish any kind of metal and the like… (Everyone: Why??)
"From the lamp comes a muffled voice…"
Lamp: Give it a brush with your sleeve!
Kenjii: Zeti, you can see too that I'm wearing a gilet. I have no sleeves.
Zeti-Reti: I didn't say anything!
Kenjii: Are you implying that I'm hearing things?
Lamp: Dear… plug in your brain. If you got no sleeves then just use an edge of your vest!
Kenjii: Are you calling me stupid?
Zeti-Reti: I didn't open my mouth!
Kenjii: I'm starting to lose my patience!
Lamp: AS IF YOU EVER HAD ONE TO BEGIN WITH! WILL YOU RUB THIS LAMP OR NOT!? IT'S TIGHT IN HERE!!
Zeti-Reti: B-but the lamp is talking…
Kenjii: You're right…
Avina&Muriru: BRAVO!! *clapping hands enthusiastically*
"Kenjii's brain activates and he rubs the vest against the lamp which, being rather filthy, fills the vest of stains."
Kenjii: Ugh! GROSS! Do we have an extra costume?
Avina: Nope. Our budget is limited.
Kenjii: *with a disgusted face* Urgh…
"From the lamp starts to steam out an enormous quantity of nerve gas that goes straight on Saerun."
Saerun: Urgh… agh… cough, cough… I c-can't breeathe…
Muriru: Hihihihihihihihihihih….
Saerun: cough, cough… Laugh if you want, this can't stop me either!
Muriru: Oh yeah? Then let's see how you deal with this…
"Muriru starts pulling out from her tiny gobbiebag a large quantity of sharp and possibly dangerous objects."
Muriru: Axe.. knife… bazooka… Cruise Missiles… rifle… M6…
Audience: How did she get her hands on Mary Poppins's bag?
Mary Poppins: she stole it. ; ;
Muriru: Mines… grenades… shotgun… uzi…
Saerun: You won't even scratch me!
Muriru: Atomic bomb…
Saerun: O_______O
Muriru: Hohohuhuhuihihihihahahahaheheheheh… *sadistic laughter*
Avina: Hey, no atomic bomb. I don't want a radioactive stage.. It would be dangerous for everyone, including Zeti-Reti.
Muriru: You're right… I will wait for the right moment.
Everyone: Phew… That was close!
"Aside the gas, from the lamp came out a strange guy all painted in blue."
Mirror: What kind of blue anyway? Palfrey blue, or sky blue?
Everyone: WHO CARES!
Mirror: What a temper… I was just curious!
"The strange guy was actually the Genie of the Lamp Mirror."
Mirror: What can I do for you, my master?
Kenjii: Who are you talking to?
Mirror: With you! Who else? You were the one to rub the lamp, and for that I'm at your service!
Kenjii: Really? $_$
Mirror: You've got three wishes… I suggest you choose them wisely.
Avina: STOP! STOP! Mirror, come here a second… We need to discuss your role a lil better.
Mirror: As you wish.
Avina: Listen… The Genie in the Disney movie is a funny fellow. You can't just kill him with all this seriousness! Try and cheer it up a little!
Mirror: Understood. ^^
Avina: I feel this guy didn't understand at all.. GENIE SECOND! AAAAAACTION!
Mirror: We were saying… the three wishes.
Kenjii: Wait what, a moment! What wishes?
Mirror: Three wishes! Only three and nothing more! And if you want to use one to ask for more the answer is NADA! Three! Uno, dos, tres… And no refund either!
Kenjii: This guy is crazy…
Mirror: Hey, do you know what a bird does in a computer?
Everyone: …
Mirror: Twitters!
Everyone: …..
"A thorn bush rolls across the stage in complete desolation.."
Avina: I knew he didn't understand at all…
Mirror: So, off to more serious business.. Do you know what did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he lost his job?
Zeti-Reti: No, what?
Muriru: I don't know..
Burald: I suppose he'd be mad.
Mirror: No, he'd say:
OH SNAP!
Everyone: ………..
Yet a second thorn bush rolls over the stage..
Muriru: We must stop him… this is a torture!
Avina: Ok… that was enough gags! The show must go on!
Mirror: A pity, I had a lot more fire lines to burst.
Avina: Maybe another time…
Kenjii: So tell me Genie… Can I ask anything I wish?
Mirror: Of course not!
Kenjii: Figures…
Mirror: My powers were granted to me from Altana for this occurrence and have three great limits: number one, I can't kill people!
Kenjii: A pity, I had an idea along those lines already….
Mirror: Number two, I can't make someone fall in love with you.
Kenjii: T-that's not a big loss…
Mirror: Number three, I can't revive the dead so your mom is gonna stay in the grave along with my lovely Swan……. T_T Swan…. I miss her so much! I will never hold anyone else with these hands! T_T SWAN MY DEAR SISTER!!!
Muriru: My goddess..
Saerun: Yes?
Muriru: I wasn't calling you! STOP THIS FLOOD, THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO DIG UP THE PAST!
Mirror: You are SO CRUEL! *sighs and sobs*
Kenjii: Jee look at this… Of all the genies I just had to find the one with limits. I bet he can't even get us out of here..
Mirror: WAAAAAAAAAAAAH SWAN, THEY ARE INSULTING ME!
Avina&Muriru: ENOUGH ALREADY! CONTINUE THIS STORY AND STOP CRYING!
Mirror: You're right… I must not falter! YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! YOU RUBBED THE DAMN LAMP… YOU WAKED ME UP… AND NOW YOU WANT TO LEAVE ME HERE? I THINK NOT!! AND NOW…. SIT!
Kenjii: My goddess…
Saerun: Am I that wanted?
Mirror: You shut up and load up these two! WE'RE GETTING OUT OF HERE!!
"Thanks to his new powers the Genie breaks through Kaolla's teeth and piloting the carpet he tries to take the heroes to the nearest oasis, but the challenge between Muriru and Saerun is not over yet and out of nowhere appears a street lamp…"
Saerun: Dodgeeeeeeed.. hahahaha 1 to 0 for me!
".. two skyscrapers…!"
Saerun: Is that all you've got? 2 to 0!
"And a whole installation of ski-lifts…"
Saerun: Ugh.. now it's getting harder…
"And while Saerun is busy dodging all the cables, there appears a wonderful pinewood."
Audience: A pinewood in the desert?
Muriru: Miracles happen everywhere!
Saerun: THIS IS CHEATING… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
*THUD*
"The Genie rescues the protagonists and helps them camp in the pinewood while the unlucky carpet crashes to the ground where, waiting anxiously, is Doctor House wishing to discover the secrets of rebirth."
Doc. House: Wonderful! Can we take her?
Muriru: Nothing against that! ^_^
Doc. House: Perfect! Guys, come over here!
"There comes the medics of E.R., Scrubs and House M.D. The patient is prepared to be analyzed, with a red puffy nose and a paper coat."
Avina: What are you doing here?
Doctors: This is the 20th meeting of the Famous Doctors Association.
"Once Saerun is taken to the Emergency Room, the doctors start playing "Operation".
*BEEEEEEEEEEEP*
"Saerun's nose shines red."
Medic 1: Be careful, that's the heart!
Medic 2: You be careful. You're twisting her intestine!
Medic 1: I'm just fixing it!
Saerun: @_@
Muriru: Attention, please! I self-proclaim myself as the winner of the bet!
Everyone: But…
*CLICK*
Muriru: Something's wrong?
Everyone: Nothing!
Avina: But that means we got two empty slots now! We got no narrator and no carpet!
Zindelo: Couldn't you be the carpet?
Avina: Don't be stupid!
Muriru: I got a better idea! We could decide by lot! Whoever wishes to change their role can sign up for it and, with the luck of the draw, get a better role!
Kenjii: I'll do it. Put my name in.
Zeti-Reti: Me too! Me too!
Muriru: (Perfect.. they have no idea what they're getting through….)
Kirious: Me too!
Muriru: Nobody else? Very well. I'll add in my name and Avina's and we're set. Meet the Wheel of Misfortune hosted by Kjara!
Kenjii: I don't like this already…
Avina: Perfect! Let us begin!!
Kjara: Kenjii, you're the first. What will you do?
Kenjii: I'll spin the wheel!
*CLACK, CLACK, CLACK, CLACK, CLACK, CLACK, TACK*
Kjara: Kenjii will be… THE CARPET!!
Kenjii: I CALL A FREE VOWEL!
Kjara: I'm sorry, too late!
Kenjii: YOU WILL DIE, BITCH!
Kjara: With time I suppose I may…
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
Doc. House: I'M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS! THE BRAIN IS NEVER TO BE TOUCHED!
Saerun: @__@
Kjara: It's Kirious's turn now. What do you choose?
Kirious: I call a free vowel. A!
Kjara: We got one… Your role starts with an A!
Kirious: *sarcastic* Thank you… you've enlightened me. I spin the wheel…
*CLACK, CLACK, CLACK, CLACK, CLACK, CLACK, TACK*
Kjara: Abu!
Kirious: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kjara: The game continues… Now it's the turn of the Evil Minds!
Avina: *confident* I SPIN THE WHEEL!
*CLACK, CLACK, CLACK, CLACK, CLACK, CLACK, TACK*
Kjara: Wonderful role… THE NARRATOR!
Everyone: So lucky…
Zeti-Reti: ME NOW! ME! I SPIN THE WHEEL!
*CLACK, CLACK, CLACK, CLACK, CLACK, CLACK, TACK*
Kjara: You will be the PRINCE!
Muriru: Perfect! And I'm the princess!!!
Everyone: You're not spinning the wheel?
Muriru: why should I? It's the only role left and I'm super happy with it!
Kenjii&Kirious: We're not!
Muriru: You participated at your own risk!^^
Avina: Very well! Now that the roles are set again, we can resume!!
**********************************************UNTIL NEXT TIME!************************************
last edited 669 weeks ago by Blue KJ
To be an interesting, intriguing, well-written character, there needs to be something to allow the audience to relate to them. That is what the problem is with who wants their character to be "perfect". Perfect characters will never be strong, and strong characters will never be perfect, because WE (those who read, who watch, who RP) are not perfect.
"What makes a strong character is how they deal with their flaws, their fears, their turmoils, their troubles that get in the way. That's what makes them relatable." – Doug Walker
"What makes a strong character is how they deal with their flaws, their fears, their turmoils, their troubles that get in the way. That's what makes them relatable." – Doug Walker
****************************************AND RESUMING!********************************************
Aladdin: Zeti-Reti
Abu: Kirious
Jafar: Burald
Iago: Draenen
Princess Jasmine: Muriru
Genie: Mirror
Soldiers: Aurou&Nodem
Tiger's Mouth: Kaolla
Carpet: Kenjii
Tiger Rajah: Jericho
Sultan: Zindelo
Narrator: Avina
Muriru: I don't think I'll ever call Zeti-Reti Zeti-Retiddin…
Avina: Suit yourself…
"In the pinewood a drama is taking place. Mirror, aver realizing he had been tricked by Kenjii, wants to sue him for the abuse."
Mirror: YOU CHEATER!! YOU MANAGED TO FOOL ME BUT YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS! I'M GOING TO SUE YOU, OR CANCEL A WISH!
Kenjii: YOU DID EVERYTHING ON YOUR OWN, YOU FOOL!
Lawyer: Unfortunately the sued part is right, but we could always resort to mental insanity…
Mirror/Kenjii: WHOSE INSANITY!?
Avina: Both's!
Muriru: Guys, guys… it's my great moment soon! My debut on the show! So, please, GIVE IT A BREAK!!! I WANT TO ENTER THE SCENE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!
Mirror: As you wish…
Kenjii: Hmph…
Mirror: The three wishes are still there… Go on Zeti-Retiddin…
Muriru: Don't call him like that! =_=
Mirror: … Go on, Zeti. Ask your wish!
Zeti-Reti: I want an enormous Snoll….
*CLANG!*
Zeti-Reti: T_T …. I changed my mind.. *sighs and sobs* There's this girl…
Mirror: Sorry, but I can't make her fall in love with you…
Zeti-Reti: ^_^ Perfect! Then let us go back at my enormous Snoll…
*RE-CLANG!*
Zeti-Reti: But I'm hungry…. T_T
Mirror: Let's see…. What kind of girl is this one?
Zeti-Reti: As you may have noticed she's really violent but most than anything she's a princess and I'm only a poor street boy… to approach her I'd have to be… Hey! Can you transform me into a prince?
Mirror: All you need to do is say the magic words!
Zeti-Reti: Please?
Mirror: NO! YOU MUST TELL ME THAT YOU WISH TO BE TRANSFORMED INTO A PRINCE!
Zeti-Reti: Genie… I wish that you transform me into a prince!
Mirror: Nothing simpler! POWER OF VEGGIES COME TO ME! NO MEAT, NOT EVEN FISH, EAT UP THIS CARROT AND I'LL DO AS YOU WISH!
"And so the Genie shoved a carrot in Zeti's mouth, from which a suspicious blue smoke started to leak and surround the taru-taru. When the smoke settled down, Zeti-Reti is wearing a Sailor Moon outfit!"
Everyone: O__________________________________________________________O
Zeti-Reti: What's wrong? Muriru, what's on me?
Muriru: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My Zeti-Reti is not a pansy!! Mirror, turn him like he was before or I'll..
Zeti-Reti: I like this dress! ^_^
Muriru: WHAAAAAT?
Zeti-Reti: Can I keep it?
Muriru: Not even by a long shot, I don't want to kiss a pansy!!
Zeti-Reti: Aw, please!
Muriru: When I say no it's NO!! PERIOD! I'll choose your dress! Mirror, come here!
Mirror: As you wish! ^^
"Muriru whispers something in Mirror's ears, and he nods."
Muriru: Got it?
Mirror: Of course! Leave it to me! *winks* For the powers vested on me, I now turn you into a prince!
"Another cloud surrounds Zeti-Reti and when it disappears he's wearing a formal black outfit with untied collar and Rayban glasses. On his head he's wearing his summoner's horn."
Everyone: O_______________________________________________________O
Kenjii: *the only one that escaped the trance* Erm… Muriru… do you see that he's got the summoner horn?
Muriru: Of course. Isn't he cuter with it? ^^
Kenjii: I don't know, but are you aware of what that horn is for?
Muriru: It calls forth the avatars ^^ ………………………….. ^^; ……………………. T_T Oh crap what have I done…
"In that instant Zeti-Reti crouches down with a focused glare."
Muriru: Oh no he's summoning!!
Everyone: O____________O
Zeti-Reti: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! ………..My tummy hurts T_T I think that carrot did no good…
Avina: Wait, is that all?
Zeti-Reti: I wasn't really convincing, right?
Avina: THAT'S NOT THE POINT!
Muriru: My Zeetie is so cute!
Avina: But this dress is no good, it doesn't clash well with the style of the story!
Muriru: So what? I don't see why it can't fit…
Avina: Because we're in the ancient Asia….! -_-
Muriru: Hmph…. then we shall vote! Who votes for the formal outfit?
"Muriru raises her hand and from behind the stage comes a muffled BEEEEEEEEEEP of support from Saerun."
Muriru: Guess she is handy sometimes…
Saerun: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP è_é
Avina: Ok. Who is against this?
"Avina, Guy, Dick, Harry, John Smith and Mario Monti raise their hand."
Muriru: Who the hell are those guys!?
Avina: They are fairies coming from a far away land to bring justice and happiness everywhere in the world!
Muriru: =_=
Avina: All right. I paid them… Anyways, I won so: Asia style dress! Mirror, proceed!
"A third cloud of smoke surrounds the new protagonist and finally the right dress appears."
Zeti-Reti: *coughs* A few more smoke clouds and I'll have to go see a doctor.
Avina: Sorry, we'll stop using smokescreens!
Zeti-Reti: Thank you @_@
Mirror: With this dress you will be able to sneak in… but you still miss something… Of course! The glorious transport that will carry you to the palace! Let's see…
"Mirror's gaze threateningly runs over the place, until it stops on Kirious, who was monkeying his own business in peace."
Kirious: What are you looking at?
Mirror: … You are perfect.
Kirious: …. What do you mean?
Mirror: Prepare yourself… to become the glorious meaning of transport that will carry Zeti-Reti to his wish fulfilling!
"Spell after spell, Mirror transforms Kirious in every sort of vehicle he knows…"
Mirror: Horse… Camel… Dromedary… Car… Bike… Bus… Train… Ski-lift… no, no that's not good….. Oh, I know! I FOUND IT!!
Kirious: How about Hippos? So I can kill all of you?
Mirror: …. I was going for something more modest, but your suggestion gave me a better idea: ELEPHANT!!
Kirious: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Mirror: You look fancy as an elephant. It suits you well!
Kirious: Don't be a sh%&[[#@ AND GIVE ME MY REAL BODY NOW!!
Avina: I'm sorry, this is how the story goes.
Kirious: But…
Avina: NO BUTS!
Zeti-Reti: So can I go to the palace now?
Mirror: Of course! If you go now, you'll skip the traffic! Take care, have a safe travel and if we don't see each other, turn on the light! ^^
Everyone: …………
Avina: You're going with him…
Muriru: I wonder what did we write the script for if nobody reads it..
Mirror: I consider myself well fledged in story-telling, and felt it was unnecessary for me to waste time with the script! Very well, I shall accompany Zeti-Reti to the palace!
"And so the group composed of Zeti-Reti, Kenjii, Mirror and Kirious makes its glorious entrance in town, breaking through the doors of the palace and not just them."
Burald/Pancake: WHO'S THE IDIOT WHO NEVER LOCKS THE DOOR!? No wonder everyone who's starving or psycho comes here demanding for the sultan's head, and I'm the one who has to get more guards everyday!!! WHO'S TODAY'S FOOL!?
Zindelo: *kicking Burald's shin* Allow me to offer you something!
Zeti-Reti: All right! Food at last!
Mirror: I'm sorry but we're in a rush and to offer food to Zeti would be as much as an invite to stay here for over a month!
Zeti-Reti: Mirror, you know how to be cruel sometimes…
Mirror: Only when the times call for it.
Zindelo: May I ask you the reason of your visit?
Zeti-Reti: I'm here to ask the hand of your daughter!
Burald: Your Majesty, I don't trust these fools!
Zindelo: Don't speak nonsense! If there's something I'm proud of, is my ability to recognize good people at the first glance!
Burald: *sarcastic* Right…
Zeti-Reti: I'm sure I can conquer the heart of your daughter!
Burald: Your Majesty, listen to me! It's for Jasmine's sake….!
Zindelo: Man you're boring…
Muriru: How dare you stand there and decide for my life!? I'M NOT A PRIZE TO CLAIM EVEN THOUGH ZETI-RETI HAS A CLEAR ADVANTAGE!!
Everyone: <.<
"The princess runs away in tears. That night, while discussing with the Genie, Zeti-Reti decides to go visit Jasmine and offer her a ride on his trusted carpet."
Kenjii: I have no intention to take you up there!
Zeti-Reti: Please!
Mirror: Be reasonable… Before you do this, before we're done with this torture.
Zeti-Reti: Come on, cooperate! It's for the sake of socializing!
Kenjii: Hmph, I'll help… but only to leave this cursed place as fast as possible!
"Kenjii carries Zeti-Reti on the balcony of Jasmine's room."
Kenjii: You better go straight to the point so we're done asap!
Zeti-Reti: All right. PRINCESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
Muriru: *with a longshoreman tone* WHAT!?
Zeti-Reti: How about a ride on my carpet?
Kenjii: WHAT!?!?!?!?
Avina: There's another who didn't read the script…
Muriru: Well, I…
Zeti-Reti: Do you trust me?
Muriru: Yes, but…
Kenjii: IF YOU JUST TRY AND ACCEPT I'LL…
Avina: *currently keeping custody of Kenjii's weapons* What?
Kenjii: *gulps*
Muriru: Actually I…I feel dizzy with heights…
Kenjii: *under his breath* Good to know…! =_=
"The wonderful world tour starts…"
EGYPT
Zeti-Reti: I'M HAVING A BLAST! AND YOU?
Muriru: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! @__@
JAPAN
Zeti-Reti: Maybe we can finally eat now…
Muriru: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! @__@
ITALY
Zeti-Reti: Hey how about some spaghetti?
Muriru: *A little green* No thanks… @___@
AUSTRALIA
Zeti-Reti: Ahhh… those were sooo good!
Muriru: *her face all but pink* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! @__@
USA
Zeti-Reti: This is getting boring… -_-
Muriru: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! @__@
CANADA
Zeti-Reti: Oof!
Muriru: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! @__@
ENGLAND
Zeti-Reti: Ok I'm tired. Wanna go home?
Muriru: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! @__@
Zeti-Reti: I'll take that as a yes! ^^
Muriru: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! @__@
"Ending the tour with some somersault, the two lovebirds go back home…"
AGRABHA
Zeti-Reti: So did you have fun?
Muriru: *her hair all messed up and her skin of a bright green color* Wheeze… ugh… yes… excusemeforaminutebutIhavetogotothebathroom ^^;
*BARFING NOISES FROM MURIRU'S BATHROOM AND FLUSHING FOLLOWS*
Everyone: <.<
Muriru: Okay! ^^
"In this moment of pathos, Zeti-Reti's face came closer to the one of the beloved princess…"
Saerun: *BEEEEEEEEEEEEP* LET ME GO! IT'S MY TURN!! I HAVE TO PLAY JASMINE!!
Doctors: STOP! WE HAVEN'T FINISHED OUR OPERATION YET! YOU ARE DRAGGING A PIECE OF INTESTINE!!
"Ah, these are the most emotional moments of life…"
Saerun: STOP EVERYTHING! THAT UGLY TARUTARU STOLE MY PLACE!!
"The two get even closer while a strongbox falls from the sky over Saerun.
Doctors: SHE STOPPED! LETS CATCH HER GUYS!! CHAAAAARGE!
Doc. House: Miss Narrator… thank you. You have contributed to the catch of a dangerous patient! For this you will receive a check for a thousand dollars to spend in seafood!
Avina: FANTASTIC! GUYS, I'M OFFERING SUSHI TO EVERYONE!
Zeti-Reti: YAY WE'RE EATING!
Muriru: But… what about the kiss scene? T_T
Avina: Forget that! Let's go get our bellies full!
Muriru: T_T
Everyone: ^_^
Avina: Hey, Kenjii! Will you give us a ride to Japan?
Kenjii: Of course. (Anything to not see that pitiful scene…)
**********************************************UNTIL NEXT TIME!************************************
Aladdin: Zeti-Reti
Abu: Kirious
Jafar: Burald
Iago: Draenen
Princess Jasmine: Muriru
Genie: Mirror
Soldiers: Aurou&Nodem
Tiger's Mouth: Kaolla
Carpet: Kenjii
Tiger Rajah: Jericho
Sultan: Zindelo
Narrator: Avina
ZETI-RETIDDIN!
Muriru: I don't think I'll ever call Zeti-Reti Zeti-Retiddin…
Avina: Suit yourself…
"In the pinewood a drama is taking place. Mirror, aver realizing he had been tricked by Kenjii, wants to sue him for the abuse."
Mirror: YOU CHEATER!! YOU MANAGED TO FOOL ME BUT YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS! I'M GOING TO SUE YOU, OR CANCEL A WISH!
Kenjii: YOU DID EVERYTHING ON YOUR OWN, YOU FOOL!
Lawyer: Unfortunately the sued part is right, but we could always resort to mental insanity…
Mirror/Kenjii: WHOSE INSANITY!?
Avina: Both's!
Muriru: Guys, guys… it's my great moment soon! My debut on the show! So, please, GIVE IT A BREAK!!! I WANT TO ENTER THE SCENE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!
Mirror: As you wish…
Kenjii: Hmph…
Mirror: The three wishes are still there… Go on Zeti-Retiddin…
Muriru: Don't call him like that! =_=
Mirror: … Go on, Zeti. Ask your wish!
Zeti-Reti: I want an enormous Snoll….
*CLANG!*
Zeti-Reti: T_T …. I changed my mind.. *sighs and sobs* There's this girl…
Mirror: Sorry, but I can't make her fall in love with you…
Zeti-Reti: ^_^ Perfect! Then let us go back at my enormous Snoll…
*RE-CLANG!*
Zeti-Reti: But I'm hungry…. T_T
Mirror: Let's see…. What kind of girl is this one?
Zeti-Reti: As you may have noticed she's really violent but most than anything she's a princess and I'm only a poor street boy… to approach her I'd have to be… Hey! Can you transform me into a prince?
Mirror: All you need to do is say the magic words!
Zeti-Reti: Please?
Mirror: NO! YOU MUST TELL ME THAT YOU WISH TO BE TRANSFORMED INTO A PRINCE!
Zeti-Reti: Genie… I wish that you transform me into a prince!
Mirror: Nothing simpler! POWER OF VEGGIES COME TO ME! NO MEAT, NOT EVEN FISH, EAT UP THIS CARROT AND I'LL DO AS YOU WISH!
"And so the Genie shoved a carrot in Zeti's mouth, from which a suspicious blue smoke started to leak and surround the taru-taru. When the smoke settled down, Zeti-Reti is wearing a Sailor Moon outfit!"
Everyone: O__________________________________________________________O
Zeti-Reti: What's wrong? Muriru, what's on me?
Muriru: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My Zeti-Reti is not a pansy!! Mirror, turn him like he was before or I'll..
Zeti-Reti: I like this dress! ^_^
Muriru: WHAAAAAT?
Zeti-Reti: Can I keep it?
Muriru: Not even by a long shot, I don't want to kiss a pansy!!
Zeti-Reti: Aw, please!
Muriru: When I say no it's NO!! PERIOD! I'll choose your dress! Mirror, come here!
Mirror: As you wish! ^^
"Muriru whispers something in Mirror's ears, and he nods."
Muriru: Got it?
Mirror: Of course! Leave it to me! *winks* For the powers vested on me, I now turn you into a prince!
"Another cloud surrounds Zeti-Reti and when it disappears he's wearing a formal black outfit with untied collar and Rayban glasses. On his head he's wearing his summoner's horn."
Everyone: O_______________________________________________________O
Kenjii: *the only one that escaped the trance* Erm… Muriru… do you see that he's got the summoner horn?
Muriru: Of course. Isn't he cuter with it? ^^
Kenjii: I don't know, but are you aware of what that horn is for?
Muriru: It calls forth the avatars ^^ ………………………….. ^^; ……………………. T_T Oh crap what have I done…
"In that instant Zeti-Reti crouches down with a focused glare."
Muriru: Oh no he's summoning!!
Everyone: O____________O
Zeti-Reti: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! ………..My tummy hurts T_T I think that carrot did no good…
Avina: Wait, is that all?
Zeti-Reti: I wasn't really convincing, right?
Avina: THAT'S NOT THE POINT!
Muriru: My Zeetie is so cute!
Avina: But this dress is no good, it doesn't clash well with the style of the story!
Muriru: So what? I don't see why it can't fit…
Avina: Because we're in the ancient Asia….! -_-
Muriru: Hmph…. then we shall vote! Who votes for the formal outfit?
"Muriru raises her hand and from behind the stage comes a muffled BEEEEEEEEEEP of support from Saerun."
Muriru: Guess she is handy sometimes…
Saerun: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP è_é
Avina: Ok. Who is against this?
"Avina, Guy, Dick, Harry, John Smith and Mario Monti raise their hand."
Muriru: Who the hell are those guys!?
Avina: They are fairies coming from a far away land to bring justice and happiness everywhere in the world!
Muriru: =_=
Avina: All right. I paid them… Anyways, I won so: Asia style dress! Mirror, proceed!
"A third cloud of smoke surrounds the new protagonist and finally the right dress appears."
Zeti-Reti: *coughs* A few more smoke clouds and I'll have to go see a doctor.
Avina: Sorry, we'll stop using smokescreens!
Zeti-Reti: Thank you @_@
Mirror: With this dress you will be able to sneak in… but you still miss something… Of course! The glorious transport that will carry you to the palace! Let's see…
"Mirror's gaze threateningly runs over the place, until it stops on Kirious, who was monkeying his own business in peace."
Kirious: What are you looking at?
Mirror: … You are perfect.
Kirious: …. What do you mean?
Mirror: Prepare yourself… to become the glorious meaning of transport that will carry Zeti-Reti to his wish fulfilling!
"Spell after spell, Mirror transforms Kirious in every sort of vehicle he knows…"
Mirror: Horse… Camel… Dromedary… Car… Bike… Bus… Train… Ski-lift… no, no that's not good….. Oh, I know! I FOUND IT!!
Kirious: How about Hippos? So I can kill all of you?
Mirror: …. I was going for something more modest, but your suggestion gave me a better idea: ELEPHANT!!
Kirious: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Mirror: You look fancy as an elephant. It suits you well!
Kirious: Don't be a sh%&[[#@ AND GIVE ME MY REAL BODY NOW!!
Avina: I'm sorry, this is how the story goes.
Kirious: But…
Avina: NO BUTS!
Zeti-Reti: So can I go to the palace now?
Mirror: Of course! If you go now, you'll skip the traffic! Take care, have a safe travel and if we don't see each other, turn on the light! ^^
Everyone: …………
Avina: You're going with him…
Muriru: I wonder what did we write the script for if nobody reads it..
Mirror: I consider myself well fledged in story-telling, and felt it was unnecessary for me to waste time with the script! Very well, I shall accompany Zeti-Reti to the palace!
"And so the group composed of Zeti-Reti, Kenjii, Mirror and Kirious makes its glorious entrance in town, breaking through the doors of the palace and not just them."
Burald/Pancake: WHO'S THE IDIOT WHO NEVER LOCKS THE DOOR!? No wonder everyone who's starving or psycho comes here demanding for the sultan's head, and I'm the one who has to get more guards everyday!!! WHO'S TODAY'S FOOL!?
Zindelo: *kicking Burald's shin* Allow me to offer you something!
Zeti-Reti: All right! Food at last!
Mirror: I'm sorry but we're in a rush and to offer food to Zeti would be as much as an invite to stay here for over a month!
Zeti-Reti: Mirror, you know how to be cruel sometimes…
Mirror: Only when the times call for it.
Zindelo: May I ask you the reason of your visit?
Zeti-Reti: I'm here to ask the hand of your daughter!
Burald: Your Majesty, I don't trust these fools!
Zindelo: Don't speak nonsense! If there's something I'm proud of, is my ability to recognize good people at the first glance!
Burald: *sarcastic* Right…
Zeti-Reti: I'm sure I can conquer the heart of your daughter!
Burald: Your Majesty, listen to me! It's for Jasmine's sake….!
Zindelo: Man you're boring…
Muriru: How dare you stand there and decide for my life!? I'M NOT A PRIZE TO CLAIM EVEN THOUGH ZETI-RETI HAS A CLEAR ADVANTAGE!!
Everyone: <.<
"The princess runs away in tears. That night, while discussing with the Genie, Zeti-Reti decides to go visit Jasmine and offer her a ride on his trusted carpet."
Kenjii: I have no intention to take you up there!
Zeti-Reti: Please!
Mirror: Be reasonable… Before you do this, before we're done with this torture.
Zeti-Reti: Come on, cooperate! It's for the sake of socializing!
Kenjii: Hmph, I'll help… but only to leave this cursed place as fast as possible!
"Kenjii carries Zeti-Reti on the balcony of Jasmine's room."
Kenjii: You better go straight to the point so we're done asap!
Zeti-Reti: All right. PRINCESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
Muriru: *with a longshoreman tone* WHAT!?
Zeti-Reti: How about a ride on my carpet?
Kenjii: WHAT!?!?!?!?
Avina: There's another who didn't read the script…
Muriru: Well, I…
Zeti-Reti: Do you trust me?
Muriru: Yes, but…
Kenjii: IF YOU JUST TRY AND ACCEPT I'LL…
Avina: *currently keeping custody of Kenjii's weapons* What?
Kenjii: *gulps*
Muriru: Actually I…I feel dizzy with heights…
Kenjii: *under his breath* Good to know…! =_=
"The wonderful world tour starts…"
EGYPT
Zeti-Reti: I'M HAVING A BLAST! AND YOU?
Muriru: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! @__@
JAPAN
Zeti-Reti: Maybe we can finally eat now…
Muriru: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! @__@
ITALY
Zeti-Reti: Hey how about some spaghetti?
Muriru: *A little green* No thanks… @___@
AUSTRALIA
Zeti-Reti: Ahhh… those were sooo good!
Muriru: *her face all but pink* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! @__@
USA
Zeti-Reti: This is getting boring… -_-
Muriru: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! @__@
CANADA
Zeti-Reti: Oof!
Muriru: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! @__@
ENGLAND
Zeti-Reti: Ok I'm tired. Wanna go home?
Muriru: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! @__@
Zeti-Reti: I'll take that as a yes! ^^
Muriru: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! @__@
"Ending the tour with some somersault, the two lovebirds go back home…"
AGRABHA
Zeti-Reti: So did you have fun?
Muriru: *her hair all messed up and her skin of a bright green color* Wheeze… ugh… yes… excusemeforaminutebutIhavetogotothebathroom ^^;
*BARFING NOISES FROM MURIRU'S BATHROOM AND FLUSHING FOLLOWS*
Everyone: <.<
Muriru: Okay! ^^
"In this moment of pathos, Zeti-Reti's face came closer to the one of the beloved princess…"
Saerun: *BEEEEEEEEEEEEP* LET ME GO! IT'S MY TURN!! I HAVE TO PLAY JASMINE!!
Doctors: STOP! WE HAVEN'T FINISHED OUR OPERATION YET! YOU ARE DRAGGING A PIECE OF INTESTINE!!
"Ah, these are the most emotional moments of life…"
Saerun: STOP EVERYTHING! THAT UGLY TARUTARU STOLE MY PLACE!!
"The two get even closer while a strongbox falls from the sky over Saerun.
Doctors: SHE STOPPED! LETS CATCH HER GUYS!! CHAAAAARGE!
Doc. House: Miss Narrator… thank you. You have contributed to the catch of a dangerous patient! For this you will receive a check for a thousand dollars to spend in seafood!
Avina: FANTASTIC! GUYS, I'M OFFERING SUSHI TO EVERYONE!
Zeti-Reti: YAY WE'RE EATING!
Muriru: But… what about the kiss scene? T_T
Avina: Forget that! Let's go get our bellies full!
Muriru: T_T
Everyone: ^_^
Avina: Hey, Kenjii! Will you give us a ride to Japan?
Kenjii: Of course. (Anything to not see that pitiful scene…)
**********************************************UNTIL NEXT TIME!************************************
To be an interesting, intriguing, well-written character, there needs to be something to allow the audience to relate to them. That is what the problem is with who wants their character to be "perfect". Perfect characters will never be strong, and strong characters will never be perfect, because WE (those who read, who watch, who RP) are not perfect.
"What makes a strong character is how they deal with their flaws, their fears, their turmoils, their troubles that get in the way. That's what makes them relatable." – Doug Walker
"What makes a strong character is how they deal with their flaws, their fears, their turmoils, their troubles that get in the way. That's what makes them relatable." – Doug Walker
****************************************AND RESUMING!********************************************
"Back from Japan…"
Kenjii: I mean, if I have to be a flying object, why can't I be an airship?
Avina: Because it has nothing to do with–- Oh hi Muriru! You stayed here?
Muriru: T_T
Avina: Still crying?
Muriru: You are so cruel T_T…
Avina: Awww you make me blush!
Muriru: T____________T
Avina: Ohhh come on, cheer up! All right Siren's Sword, let us continue!!
"Zeti-Retiddin (Muriru: DON'T CALL HIM LIKE THAT!) lands with his carpet right under the balcony of the princess with a dreamy face while thinking of her beauty, but a bad surprise awaited for him at the landing."
Nodem&Aurou: Zeti-Reti! You're under arrest!!
Zeti-Reti: Wha!?!?!? For what crime!?
Nodem&Aurou: For stealing a bag!
Zeti-Reti: And when would I have stolen it?
Nodem&Aurou: About two chapters ago! The bag belonged to some Mary Poppins person!
Zeti-Reti: It wasn't me!
Nodem&Aurou: We found the stolen object in your dressing room, so you must be the culprit!
Zeti-Reti: I was set up!
Nodem&Aurou: Pfft… who would ever think of blaming YOU?
Zeti-Reti: Why do you two always speak in chorus?
–––––––––––––––––––- FLASHBACK–––––––––––––––––––––-
A sinister figure sneaks in Muriru's dressing room. His face is covered in the shadows but his silhouette is quite a particular one. He wears a tall hat, has two large shoulders and walks with a staff. He's accompanied by a woman dressing like a parrot. With a quick move the strange figure opens a drawer and pulls out something from the inside. Still with a sinister look he exits and enters Zeti-Reti's dressing room, leaving the suspicious object in there.
–––––––––––––––––- FINE FLASHBACK––––––––––––––––––
Zeti-Reti: I'M INNOCENT! I SWEAR IT, I'M INNOCENT! IT WAS MURIRU WHO STOLE THE BAG, NOT ME!!
Nodem&Aurou: That's what everyone says!
Zeti-Reti: HELP ME!!! DEFEND ME, TELL THEM IT WAS NOT ME!!
Everyone: ……….
Avina: We would but… understand… the show must go on.
Zeti-Reti: You're so CRUEL!
"The prince received an exemplary punishment: he was tied up like a salami and, chained to an heavy iron ball, thrown in the lake. It was all an order of Jafar, who had 'casually' found the bag in the dressing room of our Zeti-Reti."
Muriru: Couldn't we skip this scene? T_T
Avina: Sorry, but it's in the script.
Muriru: T_T
Zeti-Reti: *at the bottom of the lake* Blu! Blu! Blu!
"Sliding to the bottom of the lake, which is actually a tub, Zeti-Reti manages to reach the lamp and rub on it."
Mirror: *brushing his back with a sponge* Gee never able to bath in peace! What now!?
Zeti-Reti: Blu! Blu! Blu!
Mirror: ZETI!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY TUB? OUT!! OOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUTTT!!!
Zeti-Reti: Blublublublublu! @_@
"The Genie, realizing Zeti-Reti's impediments, grabs him by the collar and throws him out of the tub."
Mirror: AND IF YOU GOT HURT, YOU DESERVED IT!!! YOU PERV!!! AND FOR THE RECORD THAT RESCUE COUNTS AS A WISH TO REFUND ME OF THE PSYCHOLOGICAL TRAUMA!
Everyone: <.<
"Meanwhile Jasmine was all busy trying to loose a strange bundle of fur that would supposedly be hair…"
Muriru: ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY HAIR?
Avina: I was merely pointing out that you can't be in a much presentable condition after a world tour on a magic carpet…
Muriru: Oh! Father! Father! If only you knew how much I barf– erm, how much fun I had! I'm so happy!
Zindelo: *with hypnotized voice* AND-YOU'RE-RIGHT-TO-BE-HAPPY-JASMINE! YOUR-FATHER-JUST-CHOSE-YOUR-HUSBAND-FOR-YOU! @_@
Muriru: What?
Zindelo: YOU-WILL-MARRY-JAFAR! @_@
"The door dramatically opens showing Jafar as he's picking his nose. Meanwhile the princess's mouth opens enough to be able to comfortably park a tank in it. Jafar, alarmed, pulls out the finger from the forbidden zone.
Burald: You're out of words, I see! An appreciable quality in wives!
Muriru: AND I SHOULD MARRY THIS FREAK!?!?
Burald: *shaping the newfound treasure into a ball* How dare you speak like that to your future husband?
Muriru: Blah! I will never marry you! Father, I have already chosen a man, and that's Prince Zeti-Reti!
Burald: *throwing the treasure which had shaped into a perfect sphere* I think that is rather impossible! Prince Zeti-Reti is gone.
Zeti-Reti: Buy another crystal sphere, Jafar!
Avina: T_T I'm touched! Finally someone who reads the script!
"Zeti-Reti destroys Jafar's staff because, since he had read the script (Everyone: Are you done pointing that out?), he knew that the weapon had the power to hypnotize people."
Zindelo: What… what's going on?
Zeti-Reti: Jafar was controlling you with that staff!
Zindelo: Jafar! Vile traitor! GUARDS! GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS!!!
Nodem&Aurou: Yes?
Zindelo: ARREST THE GRAND VISIR FOR HIGH BETRAYAL!
Burald: LET ME GO! YOU FOOLS HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE DEALING WITH!
"Jafar addresses his hatred-full gaze towards Zeti-Reti, seeing only then the lamp hanging to his belt. To escape, he throws a tear gas bomb T_T"
Muriru: T_T
Zeti-Reti: T_T
Zindelo: T_T That cursed knave! Oh if I get him…. he will pay!
"In the Shadow Lord's lair, rented for a fee of a handful of cupid worms, the sorcerer's brain is going nuts."
Draenen: Hurry! Hurry! We must prepare our bags and run off!
Burald: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *hysteric laughter*!!!
Draenen: Ohhh boy… I knew it… he's lost it!
Burald: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *continuing hysteric laughter*!!!
"Draenen jumps to her master and starts knocking to his head."
Draenen: Jafar!! GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF! JAFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!! URGH!!
"With the agility and speed of a viper, Jafar grabs the parrot's neck."
Draenen: *choking* Nice recover!
Burald: The usual fool… have you not seen yet that the prince Zeti-Reti is no one other than the beggar I've sent to die in the cave of wonders?
Draenen: I don't think so… wasn't that chestnut-haired?
Burald: He dyed his hair…
Draenen: Wasn't that a ninja?
Burald: Maybe he changed job.
Draenen: He looked more violent…
Burald: Guess he took a tranquilizer…
Draenen: He looked taller….
Burald: STOP BEING PICKY! IT'S HIM, PERIOD!
Draenen: Crud…
Burald: I must find a way to snatch the lamp off of him. We must just lure him away from it for a short time to steal it, and you will be the lure!
Draenen: Why me?
Burald: Because that's what I hired you for!
"And so the maleficent plan is at stake."
Draenen: Unbelievable… I'm always stuck in the worst situations! Who has ever seen a woman dressed like a parrot dressed like a flamingo hidden in a pond full of flamingos!? Oh well here goes nothing… ahem…
Draenen imitating Jasmine: Zeti! Zeti-Reti! ZETI, DAMNIT!
Zeti-Reti: What?
Draenen imitating Jasmine: Can you come here a moment?
Zeti-Reti: *bored* Yeah….
Draenen imitating Jasmine: DINNER'S READY!
Zeti-Reti: I'M COMING :Q________
"A rocket hisses through the garden."
Draenen: Just as expected.
Drooling Flamingo: :Q_____________
"Draenen turns around and sees Aaron camouflaged as a flamingo staring at her."
Aaron: :Q____________
Draenen: What? Looking for trouble, you freak?
"Draenen hits the insane bard with a spiky cudgel."
Draenen: Pervert!
"And so the parrot woman flies in Zeti-Reti's room and steals the lamp, while the poor guy finds out he was tricked only after a mad race to the royal kitchen where a strike was ongoing. Soon as Jafar gets the lamp he rubs it."
Mirror: May I help you? Uhhh…. Zeti, you put on some weight, didn't you? How much did you eat?
Burald: I am your master now!
Mirror: As I thought… From now on, Zeti-Reti will be roleplayed by a tall, ugly and dark looking guy.
Burald: WHAT!?!?!?? Are you on drugs!?
Mirror: Not right now, no. (Damn you Kenjii.. must you tell everyone?)
Burald: ………………….. ANYWAYS! I AGREE with the 'tall' part but I'm not ugly nor dark! I am a wonder on Vana'diel descended to brighten the life of every woman I shall meet and my colors are all bright and joyful! Get yourself some glasses!
Avina: That's a little too much…
Muriru: I've never seen any woman happy to see you…
Burald: You have no taste in men!
Muriru: SO ARROGANT!
Mirror: Tell me, what's your favorite color?
Burald: The copper brown of Cartia's hair!
Mirror: How do you spend your nights?
Burald: Building bridges with icecream sticks!
Mirror: What's your favorite fruit?
Burald: The apple, the red fruit of lust!
Mirror: TV Tropes doesn't lie! Here's your profile: your personality is rather enigmatic, you love any woman who breathes including minors of any age!
Burald: THAT'S NOT TRUE!
Muriru: YOU PERV! Stay away, Avina. This is the kind of people you shouldn't hang out with!
Burald: But I'm not like that… it happened just once…. T_T
Muriru: AHAAAAAAAA!!!!! SO YOU ADMIT IT!
Burald: I didn't do anything to that little girl!
Muriru: I'll believe it only when I'll hear it from her!
Burald: But she's a wanderer! You can't find her!
Muriru: THEN I'LL NEVER BELIEVE IT!
Mirror: Please stop it and let us continue! What is your wish?
Burald: I want to become…
Luffy: THE KING OF PIRATES!
Burald: WHO ARE YOU!?!? IS THIS SOME PLOT AGAINST ME??
"While Luffy, Avina and Burald have a fistfight, Saerun, who managed to escape from the doctors, runs half-naked around the stage howling."
Saerun: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Doctors: GET BACK HERE!!
Saerun: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Muriru: WHAT IS THIS MADNESS!?
Mirror: Maybe it's Sparta.
Muriru: <_<
Mirror: Sorry, I couldn't help it.
Muriru: ENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUGH!!! IT'S NO USE TO WAR LIKE THIS! PEACE&LOVE!!!
"Everybody turns to look at the Evil Mind who, wearing a traditional hippie costume, had walked at the center of the stage smoking Marijuana."
Everyone: =_=
Kenjii: SHE STOLE THAT FROM MY GARDENING POTS!!
Kirious: Can I have some too? Being an elephant is depressing…
Muriru: Of course!!! Peace&Love for everyone!!
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"Back from Japan…"
Kenjii: I mean, if I have to be a flying object, why can't I be an airship?
Avina: Because it has nothing to do with–- Oh hi Muriru! You stayed here?
Muriru: T_T
Avina: Still crying?
Muriru: You are so cruel T_T…
Avina: Awww you make me blush!
Muriru: T____________T
Avina: Ohhh come on, cheer up! All right Siren's Sword, let us continue!!
"Zeti-Retiddin (Muriru: DON'T CALL HIM LIKE THAT!) lands with his carpet right under the balcony of the princess with a dreamy face while thinking of her beauty, but a bad surprise awaited for him at the landing."
Nodem&Aurou: Zeti-Reti! You're under arrest!!
Zeti-Reti: Wha!?!?!? For what crime!?
Nodem&Aurou: For stealing a bag!
Zeti-Reti: And when would I have stolen it?
Nodem&Aurou: About two chapters ago! The bag belonged to some Mary Poppins person!
Zeti-Reti: It wasn't me!
Nodem&Aurou: We found the stolen object in your dressing room, so you must be the culprit!
Zeti-Reti: I was set up!
Nodem&Aurou: Pfft… who would ever think of blaming YOU?
Zeti-Reti: Why do you two always speak in chorus?
–––––––––––––––––––- FLASHBACK–––––––––––––––––––––-
A sinister figure sneaks in Muriru's dressing room. His face is covered in the shadows but his silhouette is quite a particular one. He wears a tall hat, has two large shoulders and walks with a staff. He's accompanied by a woman dressing like a parrot. With a quick move the strange figure opens a drawer and pulls out something from the inside. Still with a sinister look he exits and enters Zeti-Reti's dressing room, leaving the suspicious object in there.
–––––––––––––––––- FINE FLASHBACK––––––––––––––––––
Zeti-Reti: I'M INNOCENT! I SWEAR IT, I'M INNOCENT! IT WAS MURIRU WHO STOLE THE BAG, NOT ME!!
Nodem&Aurou: That's what everyone says!
Zeti-Reti: HELP ME!!! DEFEND ME, TELL THEM IT WAS NOT ME!!
Everyone: ……….
Avina: We would but… understand… the show must go on.
Zeti-Reti: You're so CRUEL!
"The prince received an exemplary punishment: he was tied up like a salami and, chained to an heavy iron ball, thrown in the lake. It was all an order of Jafar, who had 'casually' found the bag in the dressing room of our Zeti-Reti."
Muriru: Couldn't we skip this scene? T_T
Avina: Sorry, but it's in the script.
Muriru: T_T
Zeti-Reti: *at the bottom of the lake* Blu! Blu! Blu!
"Sliding to the bottom of the lake, which is actually a tub, Zeti-Reti manages to reach the lamp and rub on it."
Mirror: *brushing his back with a sponge* Gee never able to bath in peace! What now!?
Zeti-Reti: Blu! Blu! Blu!
Mirror: ZETI!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY TUB? OUT!! OOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUTTT!!!
Zeti-Reti: Blublublublublu! @_@
"The Genie, realizing Zeti-Reti's impediments, grabs him by the collar and throws him out of the tub."
Mirror: AND IF YOU GOT HURT, YOU DESERVED IT!!! YOU PERV!!! AND FOR THE RECORD THAT RESCUE COUNTS AS A WISH TO REFUND ME OF THE PSYCHOLOGICAL TRAUMA!
Everyone: <.<
"Meanwhile Jasmine was all busy trying to loose a strange bundle of fur that would supposedly be hair…"
Muriru: ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY HAIR?
Avina: I was merely pointing out that you can't be in a much presentable condition after a world tour on a magic carpet…
Muriru: Oh! Father! Father! If only you knew how much I barf– erm, how much fun I had! I'm so happy!
Zindelo: *with hypnotized voice* AND-YOU'RE-RIGHT-TO-BE-HAPPY-JASMINE! YOUR-FATHER-JUST-CHOSE-YOUR-HUSBAND-FOR-YOU! @_@
Muriru: What?
Zindelo: YOU-WILL-MARRY-JAFAR! @_@
"The door dramatically opens showing Jafar as he's picking his nose. Meanwhile the princess's mouth opens enough to be able to comfortably park a tank in it. Jafar, alarmed, pulls out the finger from the forbidden zone.
Burald: You're out of words, I see! An appreciable quality in wives!
Muriru: AND I SHOULD MARRY THIS FREAK!?!?
Burald: *shaping the newfound treasure into a ball* How dare you speak like that to your future husband?
Muriru: Blah! I will never marry you! Father, I have already chosen a man, and that's Prince Zeti-Reti!
Burald: *throwing the treasure which had shaped into a perfect sphere* I think that is rather impossible! Prince Zeti-Reti is gone.
Zeti-Reti: Buy another crystal sphere, Jafar!
Avina: T_T I'm touched! Finally someone who reads the script!
"Zeti-Reti destroys Jafar's staff because, since he had read the script (Everyone: Are you done pointing that out?), he knew that the weapon had the power to hypnotize people."
Zindelo: What… what's going on?
Zeti-Reti: Jafar was controlling you with that staff!
Zindelo: Jafar! Vile traitor! GUARDS! GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS!!!
Nodem&Aurou: Yes?
Zindelo: ARREST THE GRAND VISIR FOR HIGH BETRAYAL!
Burald: LET ME GO! YOU FOOLS HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE DEALING WITH!
"Jafar addresses his hatred-full gaze towards Zeti-Reti, seeing only then the lamp hanging to his belt. To escape, he throws a tear gas bomb T_T"
Muriru: T_T
Zeti-Reti: T_T
Zindelo: T_T That cursed knave! Oh if I get him…. he will pay!
"In the Shadow Lord's lair, rented for a fee of a handful of cupid worms, the sorcerer's brain is going nuts."
Draenen: Hurry! Hurry! We must prepare our bags and run off!
Burald: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *hysteric laughter*!!!
Draenen: Ohhh boy… I knew it… he's lost it!
Burald: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *continuing hysteric laughter*!!!
"Draenen jumps to her master and starts knocking to his head."
Draenen: Jafar!! GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF! JAFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!! URGH!!
"With the agility and speed of a viper, Jafar grabs the parrot's neck."
Draenen: *choking* Nice recover!
Burald: The usual fool… have you not seen yet that the prince Zeti-Reti is no one other than the beggar I've sent to die in the cave of wonders?
Draenen: I don't think so… wasn't that chestnut-haired?
Burald: He dyed his hair…
Draenen: Wasn't that a ninja?
Burald: Maybe he changed job.
Draenen: He looked more violent…
Burald: Guess he took a tranquilizer…
Draenen: He looked taller….
Burald: STOP BEING PICKY! IT'S HIM, PERIOD!
Draenen: Crud…
Burald: I must find a way to snatch the lamp off of him. We must just lure him away from it for a short time to steal it, and you will be the lure!
Draenen: Why me?
Burald: Because that's what I hired you for!
"And so the maleficent plan is at stake."
Draenen: Unbelievable… I'm always stuck in the worst situations! Who has ever seen a woman dressed like a parrot dressed like a flamingo hidden in a pond full of flamingos!? Oh well here goes nothing… ahem…
Draenen imitating Jasmine: Zeti! Zeti-Reti! ZETI, DAMNIT!
Zeti-Reti: What?
Draenen imitating Jasmine: Can you come here a moment?
Zeti-Reti: *bored* Yeah….
Draenen imitating Jasmine: DINNER'S READY!
Zeti-Reti: I'M COMING :Q________
"A rocket hisses through the garden."
Draenen: Just as expected.
Drooling Flamingo: :Q_____________
"Draenen turns around and sees Aaron camouflaged as a flamingo staring at her."
Aaron: :Q____________
Draenen: What? Looking for trouble, you freak?
"Draenen hits the insane bard with a spiky cudgel."
Draenen: Pervert!
"And so the parrot woman flies in Zeti-Reti's room and steals the lamp, while the poor guy finds out he was tricked only after a mad race to the royal kitchen where a strike was ongoing. Soon as Jafar gets the lamp he rubs it."
Mirror: May I help you? Uhhh…. Zeti, you put on some weight, didn't you? How much did you eat?
Burald: I am your master now!
Mirror: As I thought… From now on, Zeti-Reti will be roleplayed by a tall, ugly and dark looking guy.
Burald: WHAT!?!?!?? Are you on drugs!?
Mirror: Not right now, no. (Damn you Kenjii.. must you tell everyone?)
Burald: ………………….. ANYWAYS! I AGREE with the 'tall' part but I'm not ugly nor dark! I am a wonder on Vana'diel descended to brighten the life of every woman I shall meet and my colors are all bright and joyful! Get yourself some glasses!
Avina: That's a little too much…
Muriru: I've never seen any woman happy to see you…
Burald: You have no taste in men!
Muriru: SO ARROGANT!
Mirror: Tell me, what's your favorite color?
Burald: The copper brown of Cartia's hair!
Mirror: How do you spend your nights?
Burald: Building bridges with icecream sticks!
Mirror: What's your favorite fruit?
Burald: The apple, the red fruit of lust!
Mirror: TV Tropes doesn't lie! Here's your profile: your personality is rather enigmatic, you love any woman who breathes including minors of any age!
Burald: THAT'S NOT TRUE!
Muriru: YOU PERV! Stay away, Avina. This is the kind of people you shouldn't hang out with!
Burald: But I'm not like that… it happened just once…. T_T
Muriru: AHAAAAAAAA!!!!! SO YOU ADMIT IT!
Burald: I didn't do anything to that little girl!
Muriru: I'll believe it only when I'll hear it from her!
Burald: But she's a wanderer! You can't find her!
Muriru: THEN I'LL NEVER BELIEVE IT!
Mirror: Please stop it and let us continue! What is your wish?
Burald: I want to become…
Luffy: THE KING OF PIRATES!
Burald: WHO ARE YOU!?!? IS THIS SOME PLOT AGAINST ME??
"While Luffy, Avina and Burald have a fistfight, Saerun, who managed to escape from the doctors, runs half-naked around the stage howling."
Saerun: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Doctors: GET BACK HERE!!
Saerun: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Muriru: WHAT IS THIS MADNESS!?
Mirror: Maybe it's Sparta.
Muriru: <_<
Mirror: Sorry, I couldn't help it.
Muriru: ENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUGH!!! IT'S NO USE TO WAR LIKE THIS! PEACE&LOVE!!!
"Everybody turns to look at the Evil Mind who, wearing a traditional hippie costume, had walked at the center of the stage smoking Marijuana."
Everyone: =_=
Kenjii: SHE STOLE THAT FROM MY GARDENING POTS!!
Kirious: Can I have some too? Being an elephant is depressing…
Muriru: Of course!!! Peace&Love for everyone!!
**********************************************UNTIL NEXT TIME!************************************
last edited 669 weeks ago by Blue KJ
To be an interesting, intriguing, well-written character, there needs to be something to allow the audience to relate to them. That is what the problem is with who wants their character to be "perfect". Perfect characters will never be strong, and strong characters will never be perfect, because WE (those who read, who watch, who RP) are not perfect.
"What makes a strong character is how they deal with their flaws, their fears, their turmoils, their troubles that get in the way. That's what makes them relatable." – Doug Walker
"What makes a strong character is how they deal with their flaws, their fears, their turmoils, their troubles that get in the way. That's what makes them relatable." – Doug Walker
*There is a thud as Tsuikai the Great dies as his lungs explode from the non-stop laughter this entire crazy story cursed upon him.*
****************************************AND RESUMING!********************************************
"If someone had entered the place at that moment, they would have found a group of crazy people running around the stage while singing "Altana Save the Moogle". Once the Peace&Love effect finally fades, 'normality' comes to rule over the land once again-
Burald: I want to become the Sultan!
Mirror: As you wish!
Burald: Aaaand you will have to move my residence at the top of that mountain!
Mirror: Sorry, I'm not a realtor.
Burald: Too bad, you would've been more useful…
Mirror: No need to insult me. ^^
"The Genie fulfills the wish and to save MP steals the Sultan's clothes and gives them to Jafar."
Burald: *with a costume way too small for him ripping everywhere* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS TIME THE VILLAIN WILL WIN, AND YOU ALL SHALL KNEEL TO MY POWER!
Muriru: FORGET IT, FREAK!
Zindelo: Well said my daughter!
Burald: IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNEEL TO THE SULTAN THEN YOU WILL KNEEL IN FRONT OF THE MOST POWERFUL SORCERER IN THE WORLD! GENIE, I WANT TO BECOME…
Vegeta: Immortal…
Avina: GUYS TACKLE DOWN THAT SAYAN!!
"The whole cast jumps on Vegeta."
Vegeta: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
Burald: Good, we got rid of them! GENIE! I WANT TO BECOME THE MOST POWERFUL SORCERER IN THE WHOLE WORLD!
Zeti-Reti: *finally free of the Peace&Love effect* GENIEEEEE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Mirror: Sorry kid, I've got a new master now…
Burald: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! *diabolic laughter*
Avina: I think Burald is enjoying this a little too much…
Kirious: His true nature is revealing in front of our eyes!
Avina: Look who's talking. <.<
Zeti-Reti: I will stop you, Jafar!
Burald: I don't think so! Princess… come here, I want to share a secret with you!
Muriru: YAY! I'm so curious, what is it?
Burald: Your prince is none other than the miserable ragamuffin that you met at the beginning of the story!
Zeti-Reti: You freaking gossipy….
Muriru: So?
Burald: 'So'? Isn't that enough for you to know that he's broke, to make you wish to get rid of him?
Muriru: Are you kidding? It's my dream becoming true!
Burald: Oh yes? Then I will send him to Alaska and we will marry and have a lot of cute Jafar Jr!
Burald&Muriru: (Bleh…)
Zeti-Reti: *as usual a little late because Avina is dual boxing* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Please Burald, don't send me to Alaska! It's damn cold in there!
Burald: Sooooorry my decision is taken! You will go, and bring the elephant with you!
Kirious: I have no intention to follow Zeti-Reti in his fate! I'll crush you now and fix the problem!
"Kirious aims at Burald with Lock-On Target and charges, but Jafar transforms him back into a monkey."
Kirious: Yay I'm a monkey again! ………………………. Oh.. yeah.. I'm a monkey again.. -.-
"With a powerful spell and the help of the carpet who sided with him, Jafar teleports Kirious and Zeti-Reti in Alaska."
Avina: KENJII! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW THEM AND HELP THEM OUT!
Kenjii: LIKE HELL!! FINALLY I GOT RID OF A GOOD PERCENTAGE OF THE INSANE AMOUNT OF STUPIDITY THAT HAS INVADED MY LIFE SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TOV!!!
Avina: SO HOW DO THEY COME BACK NOW!?
Kenjii: WHY SHOULD I CARE??
Avina: YOU ARE RUINING MY WORK OF MONTHS AND MONTHS!! I WORKED HARD ON THIS SCRIPT, AND NOBODY WOULD EVEN BOTHER READING IT, JUST LIKE THE FORUM I MADE!!
Anonymous Dog: WOF!! I DID READ IT!
Muriru: We're reaching a level of idiocy worth the Guinness World Record… -.-
Avina: SINCE YOU CAN READ WHY DON'T YOU READ THE SIGN ON THE DOOR TOO?
Anonymous Dog: No dogs allowed…
Avina: SO GET OUT!!
Anonymous Dog: But I'm not just any dog… I AM INUYASHA!
Everyone: =__=
Avina: EITHER WAY DOGS CAN'T STAY IN HERE!
Inuyasha: Fine! Kick me out if you can!
Avina: I CAN DO IT BECAUSE I'M ACTUALLY KAGOME!!
"Avina rips off her clothes (Avina: If you just had a dirty image you're a perv!) revealing her true identity…"
Kagome: INUYASHA, SIT!!
Everyone: But where's the true Avina!?
Kagone: Tied up in that corner!
True Avina: T_T
"Kagome drags Inuyasha away and Avina is untied free. Meanwhile, Zeti-Reti and Kirious are having a taste of Alaska's snowstorms."
Kirious: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! #@]&$%/!!!
Zeti-Reti: Doooogs… :Q__________________ *looking somewhere else*
Husky1: O_____O
Husky2: O________O
Husky3: O____________O
Inuyasha: O________________O
Kirious: What dogs?
Zeti-Reti: :Q__________ Those dooogs….!
Kirious: Those are sled dogs, although the last one doesn't look like it… We'll use them to get back home!
Zeti-Reti: Wouldn't it be better to make hot dogs with them?
Kirious: =_=
"And so, thanks to this lucky shot, the two depart for the stage. Meanwhile Jafar had managed to impose his will to the princess and the Sultan.
Burald: WORK FASTER!! I WANT THE MOST SHINY TENNIS SHOES IN THE WORLD!
Zindelo: But you don't have Tennis shoes…
Burald: Oh, good point… well then BUILD A PYRAMID!
Muriru: NO WAY!
Burald: A sphinx then?
Zindelo: The galka's lost it…
Muriru: ASK US SOMETHING WE CAN ACTUALLY DO!
Burald: A kiss then my dear!
Muriru: UGH! I'm about to get sick…
Burald: Pshh how picky! I will use my last wish just for you! Genie, I want that princess Jasmine falls completely in love with me!
Mirror: Erm… Maybe you missed that part but… I can't make fall in love anyone!
"While Jafar and the Genie argue, Jasmine notices the sled carrying his adored one."
Muriru: Burald!! You have no idea how much I like you! Come here, let us plan out our weddings!
Burald: Well done Genie. Here I come my little birdie!
"While the two discuss excitedly the preparatives for the marriage, Zeti-Reti approaches to the lamp and Iago is promptly KO'ed, but because of the noise manages to catch Burald's attention."
Burald: YOU AGAIN? But Muriru… weren't you supposed to distract me with a kiss?
Muriru: *riding a chocobo and geared up like a medieval knight* NEVER! YOU MANGY DOG WILL HAVE TO PASS ON MY CORPSE BEFORE YOU WILL RECEIVE A KISS FROM ME, YOU VILE FELON!
Everyone: =_=
Burald: I see… let us go on… YOU AGAIN? HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO KILL THIS LITTLE RAGAMUFFIN!?
"Thanks to his magic, Burald defends himself by transforming Kirious into a puppet, Jericho into a kitty and throwing Zeti-Reti to the other side of the room. With a final bastard move he traps the princess in a giant hourglass."
Zeti-Reti: nooooooooooooo! Muriru! I'll save you!
"Zeti-Reti jumps on the hourglass, trying to break it with his summoners staff, but is intercepted by Burald who had meanwhile turned into a snake. The vicious reptile grabs Zeti-Reti and starts to strangle him."
Zeti-Reti: You aren't doing anything to me, snake-face!
Burald: What, making fun of me? We'll see if you will keep this up once I turn all your bones into dust!
Zeti-Reti: It's useless!
Burald: You will scream in pain and beg for piety to the most powerful sorcerer in the world because I can do anything and am the number one!
Zeti-Reti: This is where you're wrong! The Genie gave you all your powers and the Genie can take them back! Give up, Jafar, you will always be the number two!
Burald: You're right… The genie is more powerful… but now for long! Genie, I want to become an omnipotent genie!
"While Mirror transforms Jafar, who is laughing evilly again, Zeti-Reti goes to the hour-glass whose sand had completely covered the princess (It's not that hard..) and with a good strike manages to break it. But the only thing that comes out along with sand is a doll with a sign attached, saying 'I'll be back later!'"
Everyone: <.<
Avina: WHERE DID SHE GO!? SHE RUINED THE WHOLE SCENE WHICH -FOR A CHANGE- WAS PERFECT!
Zeti-Reti: T_T It was a perfect rescue…
Muriru: What's up? What's with the death glares?
Avina: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GO!?
Muriru: To get something to eat!
Avina: YOU RUINED MY BEAUTIFUL SCENE!! NOW GET BACK IN THE SAND AND DO YOUR PART!
Muriru: Okay, okay… chill!
"While the sand comes out, Jasmine gently lands on Zeti-Reti's knees. Meanwhile, Jafar was freaking out."
Burald: THE WHOLE WORLD IS IN MY HANDS!!
Muriru: Zeti! What did you do!?
Zeti-Reti: TRUST ME!
"Zeti-Reti walks to Jafar, and picks up the black lamp whose appearance had been ignored."
Zeti-Reti: Hey Jafar! Aren't you forgetting something?
Burald: What?
Zeti-Reti: To be a Genie isn't that easy… you will always depend on this lamp! Enormous cosmic powers trapped in a minuscule vital space!
Mirror: Good idea, Zeti!
"Jafar is sucked up in the lamp along with Iago."
Burald: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Draenen: FORGET IT! I'M NOT READY TO COHABITATION YET!
"Draenen grabs a pillar of the stage and manages to escape the cruel destiny that was afoot."
Draenen: AHA! I win!
"Everything is finally back to normaly, or almost.."
Mirror: Hey Zeti-Reti! You have that last wish still! How about you free…
Zeti-Reti: That's right! I have one last wish! Genie, I want all the food you can make!!
Mirror: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! T_T Damnit Zeti-Reti! You were supposed to set me free! Now I'll stay tied to that lamp forever!!
Zeti-Reti: Sorry, I didn't know!
Avina: But hadn't you read the script?
Zeti-Reti: Up to a certain point… after that I got hungry and I ate the last pages!
Everyone: =_=
Zeti-Reti: Now there's that marrying problem.. I'm just a ragamuffin…
Zindelo: Oh right, that law… better do something about it….
Muriru: What are you thinking about, father?
Zindelo: Oh well! After all I'm the Sultan! From now on, the princess can marry whoever she wishes!
Muriru: I choose Zeti! I CHOOSE ZETI! Yeahhhh, I will marry with ZETI! ZEEEEEEETI!!
"And at last the long-awaited moment arrives. Zeti-Reti and Jasmine are marrying!"
Kenjii: I'm going home!
Mirror: I'm so touched… CONGRATULATIONS YOU TWO!
Avina: I'm touched too… T_T HURRAY!
Saerun: I wanted to marry Zeti-Reti!! T_T
Jericho: One day we will marry too, Saerun! Wait, what!?
Kirious: I'm out of here too. [#@*%&/$!
Burald: *in the lamp* Tarus are always the luckier ones… But they will pay for trapping me in here!
Draenen: Here comes the priest!
Stage Owner: Sorry guys but your reservation time is over! Get out of here.
Muriru: WHAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!?!?
Everyone: FINALLY WE CAN GO BACK HOME!! ^^
Muriru: Not again… T_T
Avina: See you again to the next story roleplay!
Everyone: FORGET IT!!
Muriru: T__T NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
******************************************THE END?*********************************************
Of course it's not the end! How could we leave without revealing the facts taking place after the story? First of all, we're happy to announce that Muriru, after kidnapping Zeti-Reti, brought him to Las Vegas and married him. Now they spend their serene existence under bridges in New York. Mirror and Burald are looking for Altana to get back their freedom, while Saerun, who is starting to grow feelings for the doctor House, spends her days between various experiments. Jericho keeps dreaming the argent coat while Kirious is under a new psychotherapy. Zindelo is back at his usual broke life while Nodem&Aurou, finally free to talk individually, are now trying something entirely new and different: disco bouncers. Lastly, Kaolla disappeared mysteriously when Aaron offered to take her back home. Avina is brainstorming for a new story but nothing is certain until she manages to find wherever Kenjii went to hide. See you next time!
"If someone had entered the place at that moment, they would have found a group of crazy people running around the stage while singing "Altana Save the Moogle". Once the Peace&Love effect finally fades, 'normality' comes to rule over the land once again-
Burald: I want to become the Sultan!
Mirror: As you wish!
Burald: Aaaand you will have to move my residence at the top of that mountain!
Mirror: Sorry, I'm not a realtor.
Burald: Too bad, you would've been more useful…
Mirror: No need to insult me. ^^
"The Genie fulfills the wish and to save MP steals the Sultan's clothes and gives them to Jafar."
Burald: *with a costume way too small for him ripping everywhere* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS TIME THE VILLAIN WILL WIN, AND YOU ALL SHALL KNEEL TO MY POWER!
Muriru: FORGET IT, FREAK!
Zindelo: Well said my daughter!
Burald: IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNEEL TO THE SULTAN THEN YOU WILL KNEEL IN FRONT OF THE MOST POWERFUL SORCERER IN THE WORLD! GENIE, I WANT TO BECOME…
Vegeta: Immortal…
Avina: GUYS TACKLE DOWN THAT SAYAN!!
"The whole cast jumps on Vegeta."
Vegeta: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
Burald: Good, we got rid of them! GENIE! I WANT TO BECOME THE MOST POWERFUL SORCERER IN THE WHOLE WORLD!
Zeti-Reti: *finally free of the Peace&Love effect* GENIEEEEE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Mirror: Sorry kid, I've got a new master now…
Burald: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! *diabolic laughter*
Avina: I think Burald is enjoying this a little too much…
Kirious: His true nature is revealing in front of our eyes!
Avina: Look who's talking. <.<
Zeti-Reti: I will stop you, Jafar!
Burald: I don't think so! Princess… come here, I want to share a secret with you!
Muriru: YAY! I'm so curious, what is it?
Burald: Your prince is none other than the miserable ragamuffin that you met at the beginning of the story!
Zeti-Reti: You freaking gossipy….
Muriru: So?
Burald: 'So'? Isn't that enough for you to know that he's broke, to make you wish to get rid of him?
Muriru: Are you kidding? It's my dream becoming true!
Burald: Oh yes? Then I will send him to Alaska and we will marry and have a lot of cute Jafar Jr!
Burald&Muriru: (Bleh…)
Zeti-Reti: *as usual a little late because Avina is dual boxing* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Please Burald, don't send me to Alaska! It's damn cold in there!
Burald: Sooooorry my decision is taken! You will go, and bring the elephant with you!
Kirious: I have no intention to follow Zeti-Reti in his fate! I'll crush you now and fix the problem!
"Kirious aims at Burald with Lock-On Target and charges, but Jafar transforms him back into a monkey."
Kirious: Yay I'm a monkey again! ………………………. Oh.. yeah.. I'm a monkey again.. -.-
"With a powerful spell and the help of the carpet who sided with him, Jafar teleports Kirious and Zeti-Reti in Alaska."
Avina: KENJII! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW THEM AND HELP THEM OUT!
Kenjii: LIKE HELL!! FINALLY I GOT RID OF A GOOD PERCENTAGE OF THE INSANE AMOUNT OF STUPIDITY THAT HAS INVADED MY LIFE SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TOV!!!
Avina: SO HOW DO THEY COME BACK NOW!?
Kenjii: WHY SHOULD I CARE??
Avina: YOU ARE RUINING MY WORK OF MONTHS AND MONTHS!! I WORKED HARD ON THIS SCRIPT, AND NOBODY WOULD EVEN BOTHER READING IT, JUST LIKE THE FORUM I MADE!!
Anonymous Dog: WOF!! I DID READ IT!
Muriru: We're reaching a level of idiocy worth the Guinness World Record… -.-
Avina: SINCE YOU CAN READ WHY DON'T YOU READ THE SIGN ON THE DOOR TOO?
Anonymous Dog: No dogs allowed…
Avina: SO GET OUT!!
Anonymous Dog: But I'm not just any dog… I AM INUYASHA!
Everyone: =__=
Avina: EITHER WAY DOGS CAN'T STAY IN HERE!
Inuyasha: Fine! Kick me out if you can!
Avina: I CAN DO IT BECAUSE I'M ACTUALLY KAGOME!!
"Avina rips off her clothes (Avina: If you just had a dirty image you're a perv!) revealing her true identity…"
Kagome: INUYASHA, SIT!!
Everyone: But where's the true Avina!?
Kagone: Tied up in that corner!
True Avina: T_T
"Kagome drags Inuyasha away and Avina is untied free. Meanwhile, Zeti-Reti and Kirious are having a taste of Alaska's snowstorms."
Kirious: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! #@]&$%/!!!
Zeti-Reti: Doooogs… :Q__________________ *looking somewhere else*
Husky1: O_____O
Husky2: O________O
Husky3: O____________O
Inuyasha: O________________O
Kirious: What dogs?
Zeti-Reti: :Q__________ Those dooogs….!
Kirious: Those are sled dogs, although the last one doesn't look like it… We'll use them to get back home!
Zeti-Reti: Wouldn't it be better to make hot dogs with them?
Kirious: =_=
"And so, thanks to this lucky shot, the two depart for the stage. Meanwhile Jafar had managed to impose his will to the princess and the Sultan.
Burald: WORK FASTER!! I WANT THE MOST SHINY TENNIS SHOES IN THE WORLD!
Zindelo: But you don't have Tennis shoes…
Burald: Oh, good point… well then BUILD A PYRAMID!
Muriru: NO WAY!
Burald: A sphinx then?
Zindelo: The galka's lost it…
Muriru: ASK US SOMETHING WE CAN ACTUALLY DO!
Burald: A kiss then my dear!
Muriru: UGH! I'm about to get sick…
Burald: Pshh how picky! I will use my last wish just for you! Genie, I want that princess Jasmine falls completely in love with me!
Mirror: Erm… Maybe you missed that part but… I can't make fall in love anyone!
"While Jafar and the Genie argue, Jasmine notices the sled carrying his adored one."
Muriru: Burald!! You have no idea how much I like you! Come here, let us plan out our weddings!
Burald: Well done Genie. Here I come my little birdie!
"While the two discuss excitedly the preparatives for the marriage, Zeti-Reti approaches to the lamp and Iago is promptly KO'ed, but because of the noise manages to catch Burald's attention."
Burald: YOU AGAIN? But Muriru… weren't you supposed to distract me with a kiss?
Muriru: *riding a chocobo and geared up like a medieval knight* NEVER! YOU MANGY DOG WILL HAVE TO PASS ON MY CORPSE BEFORE YOU WILL RECEIVE A KISS FROM ME, YOU VILE FELON!
Everyone: =_=
Burald: I see… let us go on… YOU AGAIN? HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO KILL THIS LITTLE RAGAMUFFIN!?
"Thanks to his magic, Burald defends himself by transforming Kirious into a puppet, Jericho into a kitty and throwing Zeti-Reti to the other side of the room. With a final bastard move he traps the princess in a giant hourglass."
Zeti-Reti: nooooooooooooo! Muriru! I'll save you!
"Zeti-Reti jumps on the hourglass, trying to break it with his summoners staff, but is intercepted by Burald who had meanwhile turned into a snake. The vicious reptile grabs Zeti-Reti and starts to strangle him."
Zeti-Reti: You aren't doing anything to me, snake-face!
Burald: What, making fun of me? We'll see if you will keep this up once I turn all your bones into dust!
Zeti-Reti: It's useless!
Burald: You will scream in pain and beg for piety to the most powerful sorcerer in the world because I can do anything and am the number one!
Zeti-Reti: This is where you're wrong! The Genie gave you all your powers and the Genie can take them back! Give up, Jafar, you will always be the number two!
Burald: You're right… The genie is more powerful… but now for long! Genie, I want to become an omnipotent genie!
"While Mirror transforms Jafar, who is laughing evilly again, Zeti-Reti goes to the hour-glass whose sand had completely covered the princess (It's not that hard..) and with a good strike manages to break it. But the only thing that comes out along with sand is a doll with a sign attached, saying 'I'll be back later!'"
Everyone: <.<
Avina: WHERE DID SHE GO!? SHE RUINED THE WHOLE SCENE WHICH -FOR A CHANGE- WAS PERFECT!
Zeti-Reti: T_T It was a perfect rescue…
Muriru: What's up? What's with the death glares?
Avina: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GO!?
Muriru: To get something to eat!
Avina: YOU RUINED MY BEAUTIFUL SCENE!! NOW GET BACK IN THE SAND AND DO YOUR PART!
Muriru: Okay, okay… chill!
"While the sand comes out, Jasmine gently lands on Zeti-Reti's knees. Meanwhile, Jafar was freaking out."
Burald: THE WHOLE WORLD IS IN MY HANDS!!
Muriru: Zeti! What did you do!?
Zeti-Reti: TRUST ME!
"Zeti-Reti walks to Jafar, and picks up the black lamp whose appearance had been ignored."
Zeti-Reti: Hey Jafar! Aren't you forgetting something?
Burald: What?
Zeti-Reti: To be a Genie isn't that easy… you will always depend on this lamp! Enormous cosmic powers trapped in a minuscule vital space!
Mirror: Good idea, Zeti!
"Jafar is sucked up in the lamp along with Iago."
Burald: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Draenen: FORGET IT! I'M NOT READY TO COHABITATION YET!
"Draenen grabs a pillar of the stage and manages to escape the cruel destiny that was afoot."
Draenen: AHA! I win!
"Everything is finally back to normaly, or almost.."
Mirror: Hey Zeti-Reti! You have that last wish still! How about you free…
Zeti-Reti: That's right! I have one last wish! Genie, I want all the food you can make!!
Mirror: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! T_T Damnit Zeti-Reti! You were supposed to set me free! Now I'll stay tied to that lamp forever!!
Zeti-Reti: Sorry, I didn't know!
Avina: But hadn't you read the script?
Zeti-Reti: Up to a certain point… after that I got hungry and I ate the last pages!
Everyone: =_=
Zeti-Reti: Now there's that marrying problem.. I'm just a ragamuffin…
Zindelo: Oh right, that law… better do something about it….
Muriru: What are you thinking about, father?
Zindelo: Oh well! After all I'm the Sultan! From now on, the princess can marry whoever she wishes!
Muriru: I choose Zeti! I CHOOSE ZETI! Yeahhhh, I will marry with ZETI! ZEEEEEEETI!!
"And at last the long-awaited moment arrives. Zeti-Reti and Jasmine are marrying!"
Kenjii: I'm going home!
Mirror: I'm so touched… CONGRATULATIONS YOU TWO!
Avina: I'm touched too… T_T HURRAY!
Saerun: I wanted to marry Zeti-Reti!! T_T
Jericho: One day we will marry too, Saerun! Wait, what!?
Kirious: I'm out of here too. [#@*%&/$!
Burald: *in the lamp* Tarus are always the luckier ones… But they will pay for trapping me in here!
Draenen: Here comes the priest!
Stage Owner: Sorry guys but your reservation time is over! Get out of here.
Muriru: WHAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!?!?
Everyone: FINALLY WE CAN GO BACK HOME!! ^^
Muriru: Not again… T_T
Avina: See you again to the next story roleplay!
Everyone: FORGET IT!!
Muriru: T__T NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
******************************************THE END?*********************************************
Of course it's not the end! How could we leave without revealing the facts taking place after the story? First of all, we're happy to announce that Muriru, after kidnapping Zeti-Reti, brought him to Las Vegas and married him. Now they spend their serene existence under bridges in New York. Mirror and Burald are looking for Altana to get back their freedom, while Saerun, who is starting to grow feelings for the doctor House, spends her days between various experiments. Jericho keeps dreaming the argent coat while Kirious is under a new psychotherapy. Zindelo is back at his usual broke life while Nodem&Aurou, finally free to talk individually, are now trying something entirely new and different: disco bouncers. Lastly, Kaolla disappeared mysteriously when Aaron offered to take her back home. Avina is brainstorming for a new story but nothing is certain until she manages to find wherever Kenjii went to hide. See you next time!
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"What makes a strong character is how they deal with their flaws, their fears, their turmoils, their troubles that get in the way. That's what makes them relatable." – Doug Walker
"What makes a strong character is how they deal with their flaws, their fears, their turmoils, their troubles that get in the way. That's what makes them relatable." – Doug Walker
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